I have managed to come upon a fund-raising letter sent out by Planned Parenthood. It is a fascinating look inside an insidious organization, and it’s quite revealing. It is a paper copy, so I unfortunately can’t link to it (if only my PDF-making and linking skills were superior). The intro is quite unintentionally hilarious in its over-the-top rhetoric.
Let’s be clear about what we’re facing in America today. Over the past year, the divisions in this country have grown sharper, uglier, and increasingly dangerous.
Anti-choice, anti-women rhetoric that once was considered wildly extreme has seeped into the mainstream. And, following the November 2nd elections, the national anti-choice movement is not just a potent lobbying force on Capitol Hill – anti-choice members have increased their ranks in Congress itself – a Congress soon to be led by a virulently anti-choice Speaker of the House.
Already, some of the Congressional opponents of women’s health [ed: I simply love this part. We’ve managed to go from anti-choice to anti-woman, and now, anti- women’s health. I wonder if this includes female opponents of abortion – whoops, I said the a-word. But more on that in a moment.] are organizing to defund Planned Parenthood. Their goal: make it virtually impossible for Planned Parenthood to play the critical role we have in millions of women’s lives. [Of course we’re talking about federal funding of Planned Parenthood. How many other organizations get to enjoy the comforts of tax-payer subsidies? I mean if what they do is so critical and vital to women’s “health,” I’m sure they’d be able to survive solely off of the generosity of their millions of supporters, not to mention the fees paid by its victims clients.]
These developments threaten to undermine the work we do every day. And they make it absolutely essential that you make Planned Parenthood a high priority in your personal year-end giving. [Yes, certainly Planned Parenthood has got to be at the top of anyone’s list for Holiday-season giving. Tricycle for little Bernadette? Check. Gifts for all my nieces and nephews? Check. A little extra for the Church? Check. Money to fund the murder of unborn children? Triple check!!!]
And it goes on and on and on. It’s actually quite predictable that Planned Parenthood would rely on scare-mongering to rally the base and solicit funds for . . . what exactly is it soliciting funds for? Let’s look at some of the language used in the remainder of this lovely letter.