WASHINGTON, D.C.—As part of the transition to a new administration, the Secret Service is working hard to make the White House safe and secure for the incoming 78-year-old president. One of the most important pieces of hardware in the White House will be Biden’s presidential scooter, affectionately dubbed “Chair Force One.”
“This will be one of the most advanced pieces of geriatric technology the world has ever seen,” said Secret Service Director James Murray. “With the ability to go from 0 to 3 miles per hour in 12 seconds, it will completely encase Mr. Biden in a shell of bulletproof glass as he sits in the back seat and a trained agent drives him around. It’s also equipped with Life Alert technology and a handy basket for his daily meds.”
Sources say the technological marvel of handicap design will also have built-in teleprompters to help Biden know what words he’s supposed to say next during everyday conversation.
“So, you go ahead and stack spaghetti sauce at a store and a supermarket,” said Biden, visibly excited about the new scooter. “You control the guy or the woman who runs the … or brings out the carts on a forklift. What happened?”
Go here to read the rest. We are likely about to enter a nightmare of at least four year’s duration and we will all be lucky if we live to see the ending of it. An ambitious, rising power, China, is likely about to see one of its paid agents, deep in dementia, take the reigns of the US to be replaced soon by a woman notable for her past as a whore and her ignorance and malice. I fear we are living in times that will serve as a horatory tale for succeeding generations of the folly of putting such people in charge, or rather allowing sinister forces to place such people in charge. But gone is Orange Man Bad, so it is all right.
Guy can’t even play tug of war with his dog without breaking an ankle…
“I fear we are living in times that will serve as a horatory tale for succeeding generations of the folly of putting such people in charge, or rather allowing sinister forces to place such people in charge.”
This is exactly right.
The work to be done in these years ahead is revamping the election process. Priority #1.
If it takes 4 years to investigate and prosecute the perpetrators who willfully violated the election process than so be it. Fingerprint ballots for authenticity and at site copy of your personal ballot might be a prudent step in the future.
If anything good will come from these rotten lemons let it be a new system. One we can have faith in.
Biden didn’t win.
Trump didn’t win.
The American people didn’t win.
China won.
Shut down the count on election night/early morning, see the Market, (Asian), rebound when the ballot dumps were tallied. [ legal or illegal ]
Rush Limbaugh brought this up later in the afternoon on November 4th.
China won the 2020 election.
Trump was our line of defense.
Now Joe can be played like a worn out player piano.
Thanks Liberal America!
Thanks for nothing.
Is Kamala Harris the Whore of Babylon mentioned in Revelation 17?
Re: “a woman notable for her past as a whore and her ignorance and malice.”
Fraudulent Joe
Didn’t
Win
We Were Robbed – and, 75 million of us will not take it. .
This will be the return of the China First rule.
‘Make America Poor Again’ – the unspoken motto. Everything the left touches turns to s**t. They declared war on poverty and poverty won. They declared a ‘Great Society’ and they gave us a ‘Great Suck.’ They declared war on drugs and drugs won.
Just as the lying media buried every massive benefit Trump achieved for real Americans, they buried the Hunter bag man ‘for the Big Guy’ evidence, credible rape and pedophilia accusations, his dementia, the dystopian far left agenda, etc. And, still they needed massive fraud to drag China Joe’s putrid corpse over the finish line.
If, God forbid, the steal is not stopped, we can call the 2020 massive vote fraud/steal the “Flu d’etat’ – Hat tip to Howie Carr.
Also, we can refer to Fraudulent Biden, “thief-in-chief” – hat tip to Sarah Hoyt.
Aside from such ‘fun,’ What are you prepared to do?
Has anyone else stumbled across what seems like an obvious title for the new Presidential theme song?
“Hail to the Thief”
I need help with lyrics. Yard signs and bumper stickers would be nice as well.
Or Jail to the Thief.
News Update: Biden was butt naked when he tried to pull his dogs tail when he tripped on a rug when he broke his ankle. Real story
Yep, that is what Biden said. Lots of opportunity I think for slap stick comedy in the Biden administration, along with the essential tragedy of it all.
A toast;
Here’s to those we love. And to those who love us. And to those who don’t love us, may God twist their ankle so we will know them by their limping.
Best said in an Irish Pub with a pint of the Guinness. If your kind and have been to confession you could add one shot of the Jameson.
No Jameson if you’ve been bad.
Biden doesn’t care for us folk.
In re Biden, the political class generates ever more inadequate people for high office, and the public at large hardly notices. In the Democratic Party in particular, what’s notable is how their electorate will ignore experienced executives and ignore people who have prospered in business. Their response to Michael Bloomberg – an extraordinarily accomplished man – was meh. He finished behind Princess Spreading Bull, Ol’ Red Diapers, and Sundown Joe. In 2016, given the choice of five experienced executives, they favored the two ugliest. In 2008, they favored three lawyers – an ambulance chaser, a skeevy and non-too-diligent rainmaker, and an empty suit. In 2004, they took a pass on their experienced executives in favor of (1) said ambulance chaser and (2) a meh lawyer whose most salient talent in life was (a) persuading women with 8 or 9 figure sums of money behind them to marry him and (b) persuading 8 men who’d served on a patrol boat with him for a four month period in 1968 and 1969 to travel with him and loiter on podiums. I suppose you could say their candidates in 2000 were satisfactory policy mavens, but neither had ever run anything in his life or had a pre-political occupation that required ingenuity or even much intelligence. The party was dominated for eight years by another skeevy character, a man close to being a pure career politician who had taken the nomination away from three better men. 1988 was the last year Democratic primary voters tried to put their best foot forward.
I now see that this blog not only has nothing to do with Catholicism, it has nothing to do with serious journalism. Why does Bigpulpit promote such a rag?
John if you hate the blog so much why do you read it? Answer: because you are a troll and have nothing better to do with your time. You are wasting your time. This blog has been in operation since 2008 and will be in operation so long as I draw breath.
Correctly pointed out that the mission of the dem party is to keep Biden out of critical view for a decent interval until Harris takes over. This is why the Georgia senate runoff election is so critical. If she can be stopped until 2022, there is a good chance the house will go Republican again when voters see the truth of the machinations of dictatorial power. Make no mistake; when it comes to dems cheating on elections, you ain’t seen nothing yet.