News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources within the White House painted a sobering picture today, as insiders revealed President Biden’s mind has deteriorated so much that he has even forgotten Corn Pop.
The sad news came as yet another indication that Biden’s cognitive ability has continued to spiral downward, with even his close relationship with the beloved former gang leader Corn Pop fading away into obscurity.
“It’s almost as if he never existed in the first place,” said one White House staffer. “Just imagine having your memory deteriorating so badly that you don’t even remember important people and stories you spent so much time conjuring up out of thin air. It’s really heartbreaking to witness. Next thing you know, he won’t remember the time he spent driving that big rig or that his Uncle Bosie was eaten by cannibals in New Guinea.”
Though details of Biden’s mental decline have been kept under wraps by his top advisors and administrative staff, insiders have worried that the president’s fading memory will eventually become known. “We suggested he tell us about Corn Pop for old time’s sake,” the source said. “He just looked at us as if we were crazy. Like there was no Corn Pop and he had never met him before. Tragic.”
The source then explained that Dr. Jill Biden remained determined to keep Joe in office even if he forgot his name.
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I can take quite a bit from the Left. I detest their positions on many issues but it doesn’t take me to despair. That is up until now. I’m in search of a bottle of Arkincide as I write this. This is all just too much for me to handle. That is, unless Joe Biden IS Corn Pop? A clever ruse indeed.
Maybe I can live, agian.