Go here to read the first part.
The Pope is dreaming:
PF: Even for a dream this is ridiculous!
FTTM: My colleague, as the Americans say, you ain’t seen nothing yet. And speaking of Americans—
PF: Who is this? Ah, it is the gringa nun who writes my tweets. Why is she flying?
SC: Your Holiness, I have prepared the announcement calling for the Church council of Trent II!
PF: Trent II? What. Why are you working for a mule?
SC: (Said in a very strong Southern accent.) Why former Holiness, anyone in Tennessee could tell you that if a job of work needs doing, a country gal and a mule are a great team!
FTTM: The announcement looks very good. I will dictate the next chapter of Damnatio Memoriae later today.
SC: Oh good. I haven’t used my Latin this much since Sister Mary Joan of Arc had me translate the Anabasis of Xenophon from Greek to Latin as a punishment.
PF: I assume it is my memory being damned?
The conclusion will be next week.
who is FTTM supposed to be?
Bob – Francis the talking mule
FTTM: Francis the talking mule
Wouldn’t Sister Calamus be name Calama? Calamus is masculine and Calama feminine.
I’m liking this new mule-Pope! Huge improvement over his predecessor!