Triceratops Hunt!

I would recommend a 20 mm cannon.  Make that two of them.

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Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Monday, January 9, AD 2023 10:06am

A well placed shot, perfect shot, into the skull through the eye socket, will bring the beast down.

Just six years ago, while hunting White Tail in Michigan’s U.P., a Stegosaurus was rooting around near my blind. I took out my DNR rule book and found out that my buck tag included these lizards.

The .300 win mag was enough to bring it down. Luckily my shot went into it’s ping pong ball size brain and ended it’s life.

Unfortunately the sherpas abandoned me when I asked them to help me pack and transport the meat out of the woods. They complained that the Stegosaurus was a sacred animal in their religion.

I wish I would of known that beforehand.

Pinky
Pinky
Monday, January 9, AD 2023 1:40pm

Never mind 8 years ago; these laws should have been put in place 65 million years ago.

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Monday, January 9, AD 2023 2:05pm

Pinky,
;^)

David WS
David WS
Tuesday, January 10, AD 2023 7:04am

Four 20mm cannons for the T Rex that shows up while you’re trying to pack the animal out.

SouthCoast
SouthCoast
Tuesday, January 10, AD 2023 1:13pm

PN, you are fortunate that, contrary to what is commonly believed, the beast actually did have only one brain.

T. Shaw
T. Shaw
Tuesday, January 10, AD 2023 1:27pm

True story. I was with my son when he PCS’ed to Fort Polk, LA and rented a house on 10 acres in the sticks.

First night there, two guys [the prop manager and former tenant] drove in with a wild boar and asked to field dress it in the field. They left the hide hanging in a tree.

They had killed it with a shot from a .22 cal. pistol, either through the eye or the nostril because the .22 could never cut through the beast’s inch thick leathery skin. We got some delicious sausages out if it.

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Tuesday, January 10, AD 2023 6:15pm

Southcoast.
Fortunate is right.
My clip only holds four rounds.
If It had multiple brains it would of been able to compensate for the loss of one brain and possibly charged me. The probability of my next shots hitting such a small brain while it was charging me would of been less than 3% at best.

Stegosaurus.
I’m thinking about identifying as one.

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