Whiter Than White

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

PORTLAND, OR—Local Antifa rioter Preston Asher, right in the middle of burning down a black-owned business, began to wonder why the racist Proud Boys had so many black members and they didn’t.

“I mean we are the ones that are anti-facism and anti-racist, but not a single one of us even knows a black guy,” said the Antifa member. “What could we be doing wrong?”

“I mean just look at all of these destroyed cop cars, graffitied walls, and buildings we burnt down for justice. How do they not see that we are the good guys?”

It was at that moment Asher knew he had to go to the Proud Boys and learn their secrets. So he took off his face mask and walked over to their tent to get answers. 

“Yeah don’t get us wrong we are a lot of things like violent, dangerously nationalistic, and obnoxious, but it’s probably how we just don’t judge people by skin color,” said Proud Boy member Lars Macon. “Also, have you tried letting other people speak instead of speaking for them?”

“But how else will they know what to be offended by and how to stop it unless I tell them?” Asher replied.  “This doesn’t make sense. I knew I should have never tried talking to you Neo-Nazis!”

Go here to read the rest.  In a surreal year, the most surreal moment I have experienced is viewing white members of Antifa and Black Lives Matter yelling at black cops and accusing them of not being really black.  Strong language advisory as to the below video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH1AoaE1xR4

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Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Wednesday, November 18, AD 2020 4:15am

A guess as to why the movement has grown is because the majority of it’s members are atheist. When you believe in nothing than you will fall for anything. Beating up people you don’t know and destroying property that isn’t yours is just an expression of freedom that Church folk don’t understand.
Defunding law enforcement centers is an act of community enrichment that tax paying citizens refuse to accept, however as the movement expands and liberal media supports our causes you can be sure that all anti-racist will lead America to better days. Days of darkness.
Anarchy is just another way to say we care about YOU.

2k2dggr
2k2dggr
Wednesday, November 18, AD 2020 10:12pm

I hope that you realize the Babylon Bee is a satirical, funny, fake news website.

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Thursday, November 19, AD 2020 2:47pm

When I’m on a bee hive I like to jive.

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