Popewatch: Pope on the Line

PopeWatch was working away at his office when his secretary yelled that there was a nut on line one who said he was the Pope:

PopeWatch:  Yes, your Holiness.

Pope:  Gringo, will Biden be the next Presidente or not?

PopeWatch:  In all likelihood, yes your Holiness.

Pope:  But on your blog, which I of course never read, there are mucho posts saying that Biden’s election is fraudulent.

PopeWatch:  The evidence does seem to indicate Holiness that massive fraud ensured the election of Mr. Biden.

Pope:  Will the election be overturned?

PopeWatch:  Possibly, but not likely.  The courts hate getting involved in election matters and the state legislatures in the contested states, which could certify slates of alternate electors, are filled with politicians who would view such a move as career destroying.

Pope:  Basta!  Your gringo election for Presidente system makes my head ache.

PopeWatch:  Many Americans have a similar reaction Holiness.

Pope:  Is Biden loco?  He kept calling me Pope Juan during my phone call with him.

PopeWatch:  Possibly Holiness, he certainly has dementia.

Pope:  Well, I know Trump is loco.

PopeWatch:  So some of his critics claim Holiness.

Pope:  When I talked with Biden he asked me to send my best to his amigo Pope Juan Pablo dos.

PopeWatch:  Ominous or crazy would seem to be the two choices Holiness.

Pope:  Gringo elections, they are worse than Argentinian elections!

And with that the call ended, and PopeWatch returned to work.