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Apparently Dan Brown didn’t just do shoddy reasearch on art, history and theology for his Da Vinci Code, but also albinism was beyond his ability to spend ten seconds studying on the internet. Here is the website for the fellow who came up with this brilliant parody back in 2006. Perhaps Mr. Brown should have used a squad of albino squirrel assassins instead?
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A petite but noble creature, fighting bravely against heretics.
And what’s more, he does it for peanuts (and walnuts, and cashews).
You knew I wasn’t gonna leave this one alone, Mr. McClarey 😉
I knew I could count on you Donna!
I think your squirrel assassins are only partial albinos–the one in the picture appears to have pigment in its eye.
Does that mean they lose their albino assassins club membership?
Hmmm, cminor that picture does show a black eye doesn’t it. I assure you in real life their eyes are pink, but perhaps they have been using contact lenses. Now I am suspicious!
I don’t see the half ton of albino squirrel droppings 🙂
Shhh Don! Those pictures are under lock and key in the Vatican Black Ops Department!