Fudge Joe Biden

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Biden took a much-needed break from his 4-hour workdays and late-night Matlock binges to attend the Congressional Baseball Game this past weekend, but things quickly went south when he attempted to join the crowd in a rowdy “F*** Joe Biden” chant.

“Yeah, that Biden guy is the worst!” said Biden. “F*** Joe Biden! F*** Joe Biden! Hehe, nothing like a rowdy chant at the old ball game, eh folks?”

Panicked aides quickly grabbed him by the arms and dragged him out of sight to administer some additional meds.

According to witnesses, Biden later returned to the game and looked out on the crowd with his classic medication-induced serene Biden smile.

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Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Thursday, October 7, AD 2021 6:17am

I believe that Joe is truly shocked at the chants reverberating around college football stadiums.

In his mind he was sure that they were giving him a victory salute;
Sieg Heil…Sieg Heil….Sieg Heil.

It won’t take long for the Dept. of Injustice, aka Division of Thought Control, to round-up the domestic terrorists that have disguised themselves as students with the intention to dishonor the most popular Commander in Thief in US. history.

ordinaryCatholic
ordinaryCatholic
Thursday, October 7, AD 2021 6:29am

Joe is either fully cognizant of what he says, does and of his surroundings just to get away with his policies masquerading as a demented old man or they continually keep him in a bubble and feed him what he wants to hear or what they want him think. They tell him he’s loved by the people then he hears the chants and looks perplexed. Either way it’s a disaster.

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Thursday, October 7, AD 2021 7:17am

Question.

How many of those who join in the chant willfully voted for him?

T. Shaw
T. Shaw
Thursday, October 7, AD 2021 10:26am

The way I heard it, panicked WH aides dragged away kicking and screaming China Joe because he started to join in the “Eff Joe Biden” chanting.

David WS
David WS
Thursday, October 7, AD 2021 10:47am

I wonder if the fudge chant will break out at the annual Thanksgiving day high school game between two towns in my area… boy that would be something. In Massachusetts no doubt.

Rudolph Harrier
Rudolph Harrier
Friday, October 8, AD 2021 11:05am

We’ve had a literal “they’re saying Boo-Urns” moment. What a time to be alive.

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