News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
OTTAWA — Former Rightful-President Hillary Clinton has been awarded an honorary medical license by the Canadian Minister of Health due to her decades of experience providing dignified euthanasia services to men and women in America.
“When it comes to killing people, there’s no one better than Hillary,” said Justin Trudeau after the ceremony in which a certificate and euthanasia kit was presented to the former First Lady and beloved cultural icon. “We hope Mrs. Clinton will continue to use her gifts to help thousands of Canadian truckers, er, I mean citizens, die with dignity, just as she has done with such exemplary professionalism in America.”
Clinton accepted the award and cackled loudly for several minutes as the audience clapped uncomfortably. “Whaaaaaa? I’ve never killed anyone! Why would anyone think that?” she exclaimed before winking at the audience, causing a collective shudder to run down the spines of those in the crowd.
Go here to read the rest. Of course as Granny Clinton used to say with a wink, “It ain’t killin’ if they’re willin’!
The elderly and the sick need the spiritual and corporal works of mercy.
I’ll bet she tucked the award into her purse right next to her (community vote-pandering) bottle of hot sauce she “always carries.”