Friday, March 29, AD 2024 1:48am

Eva Harris

 

Che:
Now I don’t like to spoil a wonderful story
But the news from Rome is not so good
She hasn’t gone down like we thought she would
Italy’s unconvinced by Argentine glory
They equate Peron with Mussolini (Can’t think why!)

Eva:
Did you hear that? They called me a whore!
They actually called me a whore!

Retired Italian Admiral:
But Senora Peron, it’s an easy mistake!
I’m still called an admiral
But I gave up the sea long ago!

 

Rainbow Tour, Evita (1978)

 

 

 

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

 

U.S.—The party that claims to represent minorities, the poor, the oppressed, and the marginalized has nominated an old, rich, white man and a cop, sources confirmed Tuesday.

“If you want to fight for oppressed minority groups, you must vote for this rich, old, white man who authored the 1994 crime bill and this corrupt police officer who has made a career out of throwing minorities in jail for non-violent drug crimes,” said a DNC spokesperson. “It’s the only way to fight the establishment.”

According to sources at the DNC, the old white guy you’re supposed to vote for, in order to show that you love and respect women, has been accused of inappropriate sexual behavior by several women. 

“Several photos circulating on the internet demonstrate proof-positive that Joe Biden loves women and children very much,” wrote Snopes, the internet’s premiere fact-checkers.

Campaign analysts believe that the cop bolsters the old, rich, white man’s bid to become President by bringing some much-needed group identity politics, along with her newfound stances on decriminalizing many crimes she formerly prosecuted and defunding much of the police, in a year in which being an old, white man and anti-crime is seen as a hindrance. 

“Look, he has even nominated a woman of color to be his Vice President like a true champion for the poor and oppressed would,” reported Brian Stelter of CNN. “Just use your eyes and see: there is only one party in this country for people who care about the downtrodden.”

“Now I can go back on Charlamagne tha God’s program and show him Kamala,” mused Biden to some suddenly panicked staffers.

Go here to read the rest.  A cop?  Bee, you are correct that Harris, when she was Attorney General of California, had the effrontery to call herself the top cop of California, but actually she is  a dinner theater version of Evita:

 

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Michael Dowd
Michael Dowd
Wednesday, August 12, AD 2020 3:32am

Question: Are two losers a winning combination? The Democrat Party says yes.

DJH
DJH
Wednesday, August 12, AD 2020 4:51am

Or maybe they are giving up the Presidency this time around, and are using it to give Harris more visibility for a future run. Both she and Whitmer are relatively young. Socialists are in it for the long haul and never seem to tire.

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