Wouldn’t Surprise Me

 

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

WORLD—As if we haven’t had enough bad news in 2020, experts are ringing the alarm bells on yet another potential problem: Squirrels seem to be up to something.

“It’s just becoming apparent any time you look at them,” said wildlife expert Troy Harrington. “We’re seeing them in larger numbers than usual. They scatter as soon as they see anyone watching them. They’re up to something, and they don’t want us to know what.”

Experts do not know what squirrels might be plotting, but they all agree it can’t be anything good. And while the country still deals with the coronavirus and civil unrest, whatever squirrels are up to is going to hit us at a bad time.

Go here to read the rest.  Ah, if only Hitchcock were still alive to make a film about the coming squirrel apocalypse, no doubt  the topper for this year of doom.

 

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Don L
Don L
Friday, June 19, AD 2020 4:10am

Having been attacked once by a very aggressive red squirrel, I have found the answer to this problem…Brunswick stew. Some say to place their heads on a pike outside your fence line, but I’ve found that only makes them more aggressive.

Michael Dowd
Michael Dowd
Friday, June 19, AD 2020 4:26am

Obviously a most serious problem as if the Virus were not enough.
But since this happened 3 years ago perhaps we shouldn’t worry too much.

Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus
Friday, June 19, AD 2020 5:11am

God’s natural killing machine can easily resolve this problem:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKzA1MIiu1Y

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