Meanwhile, Back in the Iron Pyrites State

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

FREMONT, CA—Confused police attempted to take Elon Musk into custody today only to discover it was only a hologram decoy and the real Musk was taking off on a spacecraft toward the Red Planet.

The police called for Musk to come in quietly as they raided his Tesla factory, which he reopened in defiance of government orders.

“Hey, it’s an imposter!” shouted an arresting officer as he attempted to tackle Musk but faceplanted on the concrete instead.

“He’s getting away!” cried his partner as he gestured toward a rocket in its final countdown stages. “Get him!”

“You’ll always remember today as the day you almost caught the great Elon Musk!” he cried as his SpaceX rocket took off toward Mars.

“Curse you, Musk!” the officers shouted, shaking their fists at the heavens.

Go here to read the rest.  Will the last person to leave California please remember to turn off the lights?

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Michael Dowd
Michael Dowd
Saturday, May 16, AD 2020 2:25am

Need. Musk is a true here of our times for lots of reasons, not least of which is his standing up to California Commies.

Tom Byrne
Tom Byrne
Saturday, May 16, AD 2020 11:32am

Current news here is that 22 California countries can go to “phase 2”, including San Benito on the coast.
Two observations:
1. Last week articles about California public employee layoffs started to multiply.
2. A Republican flipped a Democratic seat in an election.

Prediction: many “phases” will pass before the election season heats up after Labor Day.

T. Shaw
T. Shaw
Saturday, May 16, AD 2020 12:30pm

This will not end well.

Saw on TV last night CA public employees are staring at a 10% pay cut.

Way to go, Gavie!

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