Comrade Kamala

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vice President Kamala Harris unveiled her new campaign platform: a one-page document that simply says “We must seize the means of production and execute the Bourgeoisie.”

“The proletariat must rise!” Harris shouted in front of a backdrop of a large hammer and sickle flag with armed militants flanking her side. “In order to preserve the rights of the working class the government must seize the means of production and murder all capitalist pigs!”

Harris announced her new platform after pitching a few new economic policies this week that included price caps for food, centralizing economic power, condemning capitalism, and calling for the arrest of all bourgeoise scum.

“We must abolish private ownership for the collective good!” Harris shouted. “To each according to his need, from each according to his ability! Long live the Proletariat! Equal outcomes for equal work!”

Go here to read the rest.  I don’t know Bee.  Being a Communist usually means some understanding of Marxism.  I doubt if Kamala understands much of anything judging from her word salad answers.  However, I could be wrong.

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Ezabelle
Ezabelle
Monday, August 19, AD 2024 3:31am

You are not wrong Donald.

Btw- Kamala wishes she looked like that.

Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus
Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus
Monday, August 19, AD 2024 4:08am

The ironic thing is that large corporations would gladly support her as long as they get a piece of the taxpayer pie.

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