“Doctors” Can Be So Stubborn

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

WASHINGTON, DC — Following the disastrous Presidential debate, First Lady Jill Biden announced she will not drop out of the race despite growing calls from within the party to do so.

“Over my husband’s dead body!” Mrs. Biden declared. “The nomination is MINE. You hear me, Joe Scarborough? MINE! Now get back to work, fools!”

Many on the left have called for President Biden to step down after his mental decline was put on national display, however Jill Biden has forcefully refused. “Joe isn’t going anywhere!” screamed Ms. Biden as a frightened Joe tried to appeal for help. “Shut up, Joe! I didn’t drag your bag of bones through primary season to quit now. Get a juice box and get back on stage!”

With even liberal outlets like the New York Times calling for Biden to step aside for a younger, living candidate, the Biden campaign has thus far remained unmoved. A defiant Jill Biden returned to the campaign trail Thursday in an effort to reassure supporters she is still in the game. “Look how alive Joe looks! Who’s a good boy?! We’re not going anywhere. Four more years!”

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Don L
Don L
Sunday, June 30, AD 2024 5:19am

Jill might have starred in that hilarious comedy movie, “Weekend at Brandon’s”.

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Sunday, June 30, AD 2024 5:53am

Hey Don L…..

Grab the Tee shirt!

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Tom Byrne
Tom Byrne
Sunday, June 30, AD 2024 8:44am

Woodrow Wilson, as I understand it, was incapacitated physically, but not mentally, in his last days. There is the story about the courtesy sickbed visit from a Republican leader, who told him that the House was praying for his health. Wilson mustered the energy to respond: “Which way?”. What his wife did and what his administration allowed was still a subterfuge, of course.

Donald Link
Donald Link
Sunday, June 30, AD 2024 5:54pm

I have no sympathy for Wilson though I concede the Democrats were a real party at that time. Today, they are a mish mash of special interest radicals, many of whom are not too fond of some of their fellow party members. Could be we will see a repeat of the Whigs of the 19th century in both Britain and the US.

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