News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
U.S. — After a lengthy survey of the political landscape, the United States has decided to cancel the 2024 Presidential election and simply draft that Argentinian guy to be America’s President.
“It’s really a no-brainer,” said Pennsylvania native Matthew Stanton. “That Argentinian guy is young, has amazing hair, and eliminated a dozen government agencies on his first day of office. He’s the complete package.”
The Argentinian man in question, who most Americans believe is named “Xavier or something”, is currently serving as the President of Argentina. However, that has not dissuaded Americans from deciding to forcibly draft him to become the American President. “There’s not much I want from my leaders,” said Texas man Bryan Dean. “All I’m looking for is a guy that will ruthlessly shrink the government’s power, then travel across the world just to make fun of the weirdos at the World Economic Forum. That’s all I need, and that Argentinian guy has it.”
Americans decided on the drastic course of action after spending the past year fastidiously observing the smoldering ruins of both the Republican and Democratic Parties. “It’s time to move on,” said Georgia woman Denise Hoffman. “Half of South America has already come here anyway. We might as well draft the Argentinian guy and get something out of it.”
Go here to read the rest. He is a twofer. We get a good President and deeply annoy Pope Francis. What is there not to love?
He is a unique unifier.
A healing balm for a country on the verge of self destruction.
And what is this great attribute of his that can heal our divisions?
It’s his hair.
Orange man’s hair drove the left to the cliffs of insanity.
Dementia in Chief could not be tolerated any longer. Boring hair.
But the Argentinian?
Both side will be of one heart, one mind and one styling gel. Me?
I’m a Dapper Dan man…. but I’m keeping mind open to new possibilities.
Looking forward to the libs rending their garments when President Trump invites Milei to the White House for a summit 😏
I can’t wait for the endless university snow-flakes who will tie themselves to Trump Properties wearing nothing but a pink vigina hat and tee-shirt that reads;
The END of the World is Here.
My guess is that they will propose to advance Furries by 2028, possibly grooming one to run for President. To hell with the first female president.
… but the first Furry in the White House?
There’s an agenda item for the LBGTQR… coalition.
Not the Bee;
https://www.oklahoman.com/story/news/2024/01/17/oklahoma-bill-targets-furries-in-schools-threatens-animal-control/72256727007/
That’s awesome Philip! We’ve got some real problem-solvers out there in Oklahoma! Is a furry bothering you? Have the dog catcher throw a net over them!
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CAG.
Yeah… I agree.
A week in the pound with bowls of Alpo and milkbone treats might snap ’em out of it.
One might wonder if the children are sick and tired of being ignored by their parents. I don’t know, but this crazy crap has gotten out of control.
If my assumption is correct then I’d beg Mommy and Daddy to get to know your children… before they run out into traffic chasing trucks.