News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
ROANOKE, VA — The FBI has dispatched surveillance teams after several reports surfaced of Christian Nationalists planning to spend a day thanking God for His blessings and praying for America.
“Looks like the turkey’s hit the table, boys,” reported Agent Schwartz to the tactical team. “That means the praying will be inbound shortly if I know these sickos like I think I do.”
The FBI has reported a massive increase in Christian Nationalist activity as of late, with many in the Bureau expecting a widespread show of force on Thanksgiving. “The entire Thanksgiving holiday is basically a dog whistle for Christian Nationalists,” explained FBI Director Christopher Wray. “Here we have a holiday declared by Abraham Lincoln, one of the most famous Christian Nationalists ever, meant to be entirely dedicated to thanking God for our country and praying God’s guidance for her future. If that’s not domestic terrorism, I don’t know what is.”
After a bit of shuffling, Agent Schwartz reported that the Graham family had, in fact, said a prayer and started eating turkey. “We’ve got three generations of terrorists present – maybe four, that old terrorist on the walker is moving slow,” said Agent Schwartz. “Sure is sad to see the little ones getting indoctrinated like this. Next thing you know, that baby will be storming the Capitol, mark my words.”
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For the holiday we are in the Christian South with which seems to have a church of some denomination every mile; AM and FM Christian stations abound, and most people wear a visible cross somewhere on their person either around their necks or on their skin as a visible tatoo.
Three genrations of my husband’s family and 3 dogs have gathered together at 3 story beach house on a FL Panhandle beach with the famous white sugar sands (it’s ok to say white sugar down here). Luckily there is a Catholic church nearby with an 0800 Mass on Sunday. When I explained to the rental company rep that we would like to check out at 1000 instead of 0900 because of the 0800 sevice, she said of course you can stay the extra hour.
We are in the deep Christian South where there seems to be a Christian church of some denomination every mile; AM and FM Christian stations abound, and most people wear a cross around their neck or on their skin as a visible tatoo.
Eleven of us in three generations with 3 dogs have gathered together for the holiday at a 3 story beach house on the FL Panhandle. This beach has the famous white sugar sands (it’s okay to say white sugar down here).
Catholic Mass is at 0800 on Sunday. When I asked the rental company rep if we could check out at 1000 instead of 0900 because our church service time, she said by all means, Honey, and have a safe, blessed trip home.