News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Viewers are perplexed by a CNN television interview featuring a deranged old lady who recently escaped from an elder care facility, angrily ranting about wanting to “deprogram” half of the nation’s population.
“They must comply! Deplorables! All of ‘em!” the disheveled geriatric growled at the camera while CNN’s Christiane Amanpour attempted to de-escalate the situation. “If they don’t fall in line, we’ll round them up and re-educate them! De-program them! Re-program them! If that doesn’t work, then we’ll just disappear them! Yes! Yeeeeeeessssssss! Ahahahahahahaha!”
The CNN interview team did their best to remain calm, despite the obvious threat posed by the tottering, decrepit woman. “She may be old and frail, but you can tell she’s serious,” said one member of the television crew. “We heard she escaped from a nursing home nearby, but you could tell she’s terrorized people in the past. Chilling, dangerous stuff. Or maybe she’s just completely insane, who knows.”
The woman was later restrained by security, sedated by men in white scrubs, and thrown into the back of a waiting van to be returned to the confines of her nursing home. A spokesperson for the facility later made a statement to the press regarding the incident. “Sadly, this has become an ongoing problem with this particular patient,” said Eduardo Guerrero. “She goes off her rocker a lot. She even has this crazy notion that she’s actually the President of the United States, which we know full well never happened.”
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Recalling that funny shot;
Happy Birthday Hillary.
I see that caption in my mind when I look at this decrepit old miserable liar.
Happy Birthday madam President.
Haaaa ha ha ha ha.
Maybe COSTCO could front her a table for her latest book; I’m God and screw you.
She even has this crazy notion that she’s actually the President of the United States, which we know full well never happened.
I believe she’s been compared in the past to Miss Havisham from Dickens’ “Great Expectations” — for Hillary, time stopped on Nov. 8, 2016, when the voters stood her up.
To Hillary.
Get over yourself.
Everyone else has.
Diabolical narcissism.
Some years ago, a former friend who went full steam ahead into leftist extremism, also said I, and several other people he knew, needed to go to a re-education camp to get our head screwed on right, or was that screwed on left? It just goes to show you the demonic desire for absolute control these fanatic have in their hearts and minds.
Hillary Clinton with German accent;
Vell now…I see dat you havvenn’t signed zee papers vet!
A deplorable; Yes. That’s correct.
H C; hummm vell then. You MUST sign zee papers.
A deplorable; Ahhhhhoooooooaachhh…I, I will Not Sign!…ackkkkkaauachhh.
Jack boots.
Brown Shirts.
Swastika.
Cheap cigarettes.
The Party that Cares.
Akin to PP’s Care, no matter what.
Or how about
Reproductivehealth care.
Hillary should grow a short mustache.
It couldn’t hurt her looks any.
Satire or no satire- the woman is deranged. America you dodged a bullet. No, actually a
Missile.
And to add- the comment which sums it up perfectly- “Trump went after people in power…he went after the media, the politicians….She went after voters. She went after you.”
And yes, she has nothing left but to scrape the bottom of the barrel. Hopefully, this last nutty push by Hilary Clinton, is an indication of a last big “hurrah” before she disappears into obscurity where she belongs.