Da Tovarich!

 

 

 

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

 

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Previously unseen footage, shown for the first time on Tucker Carlson Tonight, sparked controversy for its purported portrayal of the Deadly Jan 6 Attack on the U.S. Capitol Insurrectionâ„¢ as a “mostly peaceful” protest, but the intelligence community has gone on the record to claim all security footage from the event is nothing but Russian disinformation.

“It is the consensus of the intelligence community that security footage from the Capitol building is part of an elaborate Russian disinformation scheme,” said White House Press Secretary Jean-Pierre. “Even Coast Guard Intelligence thinks it’s hogwash.”

“Let that sink in.”

Fox News reporter Peter Doocy was quick to point out that the House Select Committee to Investigate the January 6th Attack on the United States Capitolâ„¢ had access to the same footage. “Does that mean they were also duped by Russian disinformation?”

“Only the footage showing peaceful protestors is Russian,” answered Jean-Pierre. “Duh!”

Doocy tried to ask a follow-up question but was promptly shut down.

“I shouldn’t have to explain this,” Jean-Pierre argued. “The last time the intelligence community agreed on anything was when they said there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. So obviously, we take their claims very seriously.”

 

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Mary De Voe
Mary De Voe
Thursday, March 9, AD 2023 5:24am

In a court of law, the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth is demanded. Right? Right.

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Thursday, March 9, AD 2023 6:11am

Unfortunately the truth has no place in the matter at hand, nor in the hearts of the democratic party.
Truth is a person, a caring God.
When you remove truth from your platform, as they did at a DNC conference, you act and behave like a rabid animal. Lies, cover-ups, disinformation, censorship and murder are only the means to an end that is completely justifiable…since there is no God. Worldly people Mary.
They cannot comprehend life after death, so they manufacture a life that resembles themselves, a life without God. A hell on earth.
They’re doing a bang-up job..working overtime and stepping on anyone who gets in their way. A spirit of the antichrist leads them.

David Spaulding
David Spaulding
Thursday, March 9, AD 2023 7:35am

Don, I am most interested in your lawyerly take on withholding evidence from the defense. If the allegation is correct, the prosecution knew the footage exists, decided it wasn’t helpful to their case, declined to use it, and didn’t share it or acknowledge it existed to the defense. Does that mean that those who have pled guilty get to withdraw their pleas?

Art Deco
Thursday, March 9, AD 2023 9:28am

The judges have been colluding with the prosecutors.

CAM
CAM
Thursday, March 9, AD 2023 9:40am

A change of venue is needed, since most of DC judges are left.

WK Aiken
WK Aiken
Thursday, March 9, AD 2023 1:03pm

I’m sorry – it’s very much unlike me to be culturally insensitive (really) but I cannot get past “Yogananda.” It sounds like something you’d get from the water sitting in a rain forest stump.

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