Priorities

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Congressmembers—who just finished voting to legalize the dismemberment and murder of babies through all 9 months of pregnancy—were shocked last night when Congresswoman Lauren Boebert loudly interrupted Biden’s State of the Union address. Many Democrats—who are cool with stabbing babies in the back of the neck with scissors before sucking out their brains—condemned Boebert’s display as “highly uncivil.”

“Boebert’s shameful display was quite irregular, most improper, and highly reprehensible,” said a shuddering Nancy Pelosi, who doesn’t see a problem with burning unborn babies alive with saline solution. “It was also unbecoming and most unladylike. SHAME!”

Dozens of Democrats joined the chorus of criticism and called for civility and decorum to be returned to the halls of Congress.

“Our nation’s Capitol is a hallowed place, where the sacred work of democracy is done,” said one Democrat congressman who sexually assaults interns on a regular basis and has paid for 12 abortions himself. “Lauren Boebert has stained this place with her… her… IMPROPRIETY!”

Go here to read the rest.  I am sure that when Christ separates the goats from the sheep, Congressional etiquette will be high on His score card.  The best that can be said about our times is that it is a font of opportunities for writing bleak satires.