News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
DETROIT, MI — Following the Senate primary victory won last night by Abdul El-Sayed, an official announcement was issued that the Middle East had expanded to include the state of Michigan.
El-Sayed’s win further solidified what geopolitical experts were calling the “New Middle East,” as the state of Michigan was now firmly in the grasp of Arab rule, making it more of a natural fit among other Islamic nations rather than being counted as part of the American Midwest.
“When you walk around, you can tell you’re in the Middle East,” said sociologist Harold Morgan. “While in generations past Michigan was very much identifiable as part of the Upper Midwest, just a cursory glance at your surroundings and the demographics make it clear that it is part of the Middle East now.”
Longtime Michigan residents offered mixed reactions. “Part of me always wanted to live somewhere totally foreign,” said Dearborn resident Fred Kline. “Now, without even having to sell the house I’ve lived in for 30 years, I now feel like I’m living in the heart of Beirut. It’s amazing.” Others were not as excited. “Do I need to convert to Islam now?” asked Shirley Becker, who has lived in Grand Rapids her whole life. “I guess I probably should, if for no other reason than to avoid being publicly executed for being an infidel.”
Go here to read the rest. Just what this country needed, a brewing religious component to our next civil war. Take it away Chuck:
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I mean, why not – we already have “Mogadishu on the Mississippi” (Minneapolis), so why not come up with some name to identify Michigan’s descent into a 3rd world Middle Eastern morass.
Individuals who do not accept our Constitution must be deported. Legal immigrants who become naturalized citizens swear an oath to uphold our Constitution which bans slavery and every evil to protect the citizens’ sovereignty.
The Evolution of the Democratic Party is right on the money.
The beautiful bell’s of the Angelus. Six Am, Noon and Six Pm. Calling to mind the greatest event to happen in the reconciliation process of mankind coming back to God. The Incarnation. The Annunciation. Our Salvation.
To even imagine the blaring of so-called call to prayer from the top of a Mosque throughout Dearborn Michigan is something from a cheap novel, not a reality to be tolerated.
A punishment for 60 million plus dead fetus’ slaughtered at the altar of “reproductive rights” aka false God worship?
When Gods people turn their backs on Him what do you expect?
I wouldn’t blame God if He is allowing the infestation of false Gods to spread like a cancer. Muslim, Progressive Feminism, Communism… pick one or choose from over a thousand false Gods, He won’t be mocked forever.
Buckle up buttercup.
2 Chronicles 7:14
New International Version
14 “if my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven, and I will forgive their sin and will heal their land.”
There is always Hope.
The metro Detroit area has had the largest Middle Eastern population outside the Middle East for a long time.
Ultimately Islam and the polysexual Left are incompatible (and the leaders must know it), so who’s using whom here? And when the inevitable inter-Dem civil war breaks out, who ends up on top?