News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
LOS ANGELES, CA — Questions about his future after leaving the White House were apparently answered this week, as Joe Biden announced that he had signed with a talent agency and immediately landed a role as a corpse on CSI:Vegas.
The former president successfully made his transition from the Oval Office to Hollywood, inking a deal with industry powerhouse Creative Artists Agency, which quickly found a highly sought-after role of a lifeless body on the popular CBS television series.
“We’ve never seen someone more perfect to play this part,” said CSI:Vegas showrunner Jason Tracey. “I’ve been involved in the CSI franchise for years, and we’ve gone through hundreds and hundreds of corpses over that time. I’ve never seen anyone who more perfectly portrays a dead person than Joe Biden. It’s the role he was meant to play.”
Sources said Biden filmed his scene earlier this week in a single take, though he reportedly offered to spend all day shooting it as many times as needed. “This is a heck of a gig, Jack,” the former president was overheard saying. “All these years I could’ve been doing this for a living. I wish someone would have… would have… I wish that they… back before. I was a truck driver. Drove a big rig. And I… I… that’s how that happened. With the egg salad.”
The show’s crew said Biden was one of the easiest actors they had ever worked with, though they had to wake him up after filming was completed.
Go here to read the rest. Such a realistic performance that the vultures who follow him everywhere are convinced.
My wife showed me this last night and then she quipped about how would Biden take to being paid at scale rather than his usual 10%.
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Will Nancy Pelosi be next? She looks like death warmed over!
As for Pelosi, how can you have a freezer full of gourmet ice cream and still look like a wraith?
Does she perhaps have a rotund portrait somewhere in the Capitol basement?