Ay Caramba! Open Thread

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Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Tuesday, January 23, AD 2024 3:43am

Obviously this Bull was having an identity crisis.

It’s a cow in a bulls body and was very upset to be put into a traditional role, having come out recently professing it’s identity…. rather, it’s self identity.

It wasn’t hurt.. physically.

It’s feelings we’re hurt.

MrsOpey
MrsOpey
Tuesday, January 23, AD 2024 6:44am

Holy cow! It’s time to have some bull steaks! He’s out for blood man!

My uncle was a rodeo clown in his younger life – responsible for distracting bulls while the riders got to safety. I knew it was dangerous but geez…

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Stephen E Dalton
Stephen E Dalton
Tuesday, January 23, AD 2024 7:41am

Thank goodness he wasn’t in a China shop! He could’ve done some real damage there!

bob kurland
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Tuesday, January 23, AD 2024 10:38am

That’s a lotta bull there!

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Tuesday, January 23, AD 2024 11:59am

What do you call bull who is unpredictable, out of control and scatters the crowds?

A Papal Bull.

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Tuesday, January 23, AD 2024 12:09pm

Here’s one way to clean out the pen;

https://edwardpentin.co.uk/john-paul-ii-academy-calls-for-removal-of-cardinal-fernandez-as-vaticans-doctrinal-chief/

The Catholic Church deserves more than Bull pucky cronies holding important offices. I applaud the JP II academy.

Art Deco
Art Deco
Tuesday, January 23, AD 2024 12:12pm
Phillip
Phillip
Tuesday, January 23, AD 2024 4:50pm

I was stationed in Spain for two years and saw many a bullfight. On one occasion, the bull was felt to be unwilling to fight and was replaced. On another, the bull fought so well that the fight was stopped and the bull was pardoned and removed. Such a bull lives out the rest of its life on the ranch making little bulls.

The meat from the killed bull was often given to the old folk’s home or orphanages. Some was sold to local bars. That’s where I tasted criadillas for the first time.

https://travelfoodatlas.com/criadillas-bulls-testicles-fries-recipe

Phillip
Phillip
Tuesday, January 23, AD 2024 4:57pm

I found a picture of the old bar which has since expanded. The name means “Move over.” I think you can tell from the small size of the bar why.

echate paya el puerto de santa maria

Mary De Voe
Tuesday, January 23, AD 2024 8:36pm

I hope and pray that all sex-fiends addicted to the vice of lust get to heaven, the Beatific Vision and their true identity.

CAG
CAG
Wednesday, January 24, AD 2024 8:21am
Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Wednesday, January 24, AD 2024 1:37pm

CAG!

Great news.
Thank you for sharing!

This is a spiritual insurrection that will be remembered and beneficial for the nation.

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