Two Minute Hate

 

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a darkened room in Washington, faithful followers of the Biden administration gathered dutifully for this morning’s Two Minutes Hate. Every day, zealous disciples of the Party come together to rile one another up in hatred and anger over a different target of the Party’s wrath. Recent objects of the Two Minutes Hate include LibsofTikTok, Elon Musk, and The Babylon Bee.

Today, it was Tucker Carlson.

The crowd writhed and jeered, slowly building in energy and hate as images of Carlson appeared on screen with words flashing across such as “racist”, “white supremacist”, and “look at that dazzling smile, it’s terrible!”

“Boo!” jeered the crowd, which was made up mostly of journalists and politicians. “Boo! Tucker is the king of filth, the king of slime!” Every member of the crowd attempted to outdo everyone else in their show of hatred for Carlson. One HuffPo writer began hitting herself in the head with a frying pan to show how much she hated Tucker, though she left the event early after she was laid off by HuffPo and had to get to her programming class.

The Two Minutes Hate crescendoed in wild jeers, hissing, weeping, and gnashing of teeth as the screen proclaimed, “TUCKER CARLSON: PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE,” and all the gathered journalists and other Party members rushed the stage in a frenzy to tear down the image of Carlson, though they didn’t do much damage, not having much upper body strength.

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Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Tuesday, May 2, AD 2023 4:47am

I spotted this bumper sticker on a Toyota Prius leaving the event; Hate is Hate

Not quite sure what to make of it but then agian they have great difficulty defining the obvious. What is a woman? Who is a man?
The left must hate. They’ve abandoned Love.

Art Deco
Art Deco
Tuesday, May 2, AD 2023 5:08am

https://hotair.com/tree-hugging-sister/2023/05/01/ireland-about-to-execute-free-speech-as-in-kill-it-off-permanently-n547513

While we’re at it, another piece of evidence that the Anglosphere is no longer free.

Nate Winchester
Nate Winchester
Tuesday, May 2, AD 2023 5:09am

It’s not even satire. Viva went over the article trying to spin all this saying “Tucker’s career in tatters after no other major network will hire him.”
https://youtu.be/oSCTGvwpkB4

David WS
David WS
Tuesday, May 2, AD 2023 5:50am

Keep the 1st, keep the 2nd & continue to throw sand in the gears. Humor, allows one an off ramp if captured.
Time is on our side.

I tell everyone at work that I’m still calling hatcheries looking for non-binary baby chickens. Nobody has them!

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