Maybe We Were Rash Kaiser Bill?

“Things were so much happier here in Germany when we had an Emperor, oh boy! What am I saying? That’s treason. I say nothing!

Sergeant Hans Schultz, Hogan’s Heroes

 

Go here to read the story.  Longing for Kaiser Bill, unless in comparison to Der Fuhrer, seems perverse.

You [recruits] have sworn loyalty to me. You have only one enemy and that is my enemy. In the present social confusion it may come about that I order you to shoot down your own relatives, brothers or parents but even then you must follow my orders without a murmur.

Kaiser Wilhem II, November 23, 1891

Ah, Kaiser Bill.  In World War I he became a monstrous figure in Allied propaganda, a bloodthirsty ghoul thirsting for world conquest.  The reality was rather different.  This grandson of Queen Victoria, who spoke English fluently with only a trace of an accent, fancied himself an autocrat of supreme genius to be feared and obeyed.  Actually he was a weak-willed man of limited intelligence, easily dominated by those around him if they were craftier than him, which was not a high bar to clear.  His tendency to give blood curdling, tough guy utterances, was the dismay of every German government during his reign.  Otto von Bismarck, the Iron Chancellor who made the Second German Reich, and who the young Wilhelm II dismissed from office, had the measure of his sovereign, who he regarded as a blundering young idiot who would lead Germany to ruin.  That was an accurate assessment.  The Kaiser was the worst type of fool, one who regarded himself as a genius and had no clue as to his limitations.  During World War I the Kaiser became a sad, pathetic figure, as the Army increasingly ran Germany, paying only lip service to him as Supreme War Lord.  Lusting for conflict throughout his reign, he was dismayed as millions of German youth died in the war that he so long had wished for.  In his long years of exile in Holland, he died in 1941, he continually blamed the Jews and the English for his downfall, and never demonstrated any insight at all as to the dismal role he played in propelling Germany down the path that led to Hitler, a man who had nothing but contempt for the man in whose Army he had served.

Go to 1:35: 46 to see how Imperial Germany managed to enlist the US among its enemies.  The confrontation between President Wilson and the German Ambassador is fictional, the German policies described are not.  No, any nostalgia for Imperial Germany is mistaken by Germans in my opinion.

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Art Deco
Art Deco
Sunday, November 6, AD 2022 6:38am

No, any nostalgia for Imperial Germany is mistaken by Germans in my opinion.

Why? It was an affluent country with a vigorous military, a vibrant public life, and accomplished in many endeavours.

and never demonstrated any insight at all as to the dismal role he played in propelling Germany down the path that led to Hitler,

There was no ‘path that led to Hitler’. The period running from 1918 to 1933 was not an integral whole, much less the period running from 1890 to 1933. Hitler’s ascent in 1929-33 required a perfect storm of bad decisions by Germany’s political class. The exiled Kaiser had no part in that.

Art Deco
Art Deco
Sunday, November 6, AD 2022 8:39am

It was an Army with a country Art.

This statement does not make any sense.

World War I was inevitable

Political scientists promote the idea that you can derive mechanistic norms from observing political life. That doesn’t mean you have to take it seriously.

Defeat in World War I and the fall of the German Empire were the two necessary ingredients for the rise of the Nazis under Hitler. The only other ingredient the Nazis needed was hard economic times. Short lived Weimar prosperity delayed their ascent to power but did not stop it.

Perhaps necessary, not sufficient. A number of contingencies might have broken the other way and derailed Hitler. The volkisch element in the German electorate was never that numerous prior to 1930. During the entire period running from 1893 to 1929, their level of support bounced around 2.5% of the electorate. They did notably better than that just once, in 1924, when Hitler and Gen. Ludendorff formed an electoral pact. It took the loss of the war, the hyperinflation of 1922-23, and the economic implosion in 1928-32 to create a constituency for Hitler. Sensible monetary policy in 1922 or in 1930 might have contained the Nazi Party’s support to the usual level for a volkisch outfit. Or, had Karl Jarres been elected President in 1925 and not the senescent and manipulable Hindenburg.

Penguins Fan
Penguins Fan
Sunday, November 6, AD 2022 8:57am

Sorry, Art, but Mr. McClarey is right. Imperial Germany’s lust for empire and its “day in the sun” did indeed lead to Hitler.
No love lost here for Wilhelm, who referred to Poles as dogs who should just die.
The Germans (Prussians) instigated the final downfall and partition of the Polish Lithuanian Commonwealth. Throw in the Kulturkampf, and Ludendorff’s support of Lenin…and you have a rotten empire. Germany got off easy in WWI. Germany was not invaded or occupied. Germany had to give up its puny empire and leave Greater Poland after the Poles threw them out. What an affront.

Tom Byrne
Tom Byrne
Sunday, November 6, AD 2022 9:09am

One correction:
The German national anthem in WWI was a tune set to “God Save the King”, not “Deutschland uber alles”. That tune (originally Hayden’s birthday present to Holy Roman Emperor Francis II) was used for the Austrian Imperial anthem.
The problem was not the Army, it was Prussia, and its ambition to dominate the German states and Eastern Europe. Bismarck wanted that domination to be economic, not military, and could have succeeded if Frederick III had not died so young. Since Prussia is extinct, a new German monarchy could conceivably built on another dynasty not associated with Hohenzollern. Historically the Emperor was elected, and that tradition could serve, if anyone was interested.
I have no dog in such a fight, but as a German-American (part Upper Rheinlander) I’m tired of the relentless equation of German = Nazi, and the endless groveling people expect from a thousand-year-old culture for two horrible decades. As for the Kaiser: surely Napoleon was no better morally, but the French have no trouble celebrating him.

T. Shaw
T. Shaw
Sunday, November 6, AD 2022 9:11am

Aside from getting [what?] 20 million killed in WWI and unrestricted submarine terror war, everything was . . .

BTW. They tragically learned they couldn’t take over Europe and the World by industrialized terror and violence. Now, they’re learning they don’t know crappola about World leadership by economics and policy.

Anyhow, “Higan’s Heroes” was entertainment and farce.

Art Deco
Art Deco
Sunday, November 6, AD 2022 11:18am

Sorry, Art, but Mr. McClarey is right. Imperial Germany’s lust for empire and its “day in the sun” did indeed lead to Hitler.
No love lost here for Wilhelm, who referred to Poles as dogs who should just die. The Germans (Prussians) instigated the final downfall and partition of the Polish Lithuanian Commonwealth. Throw in the Kulturkampf, and Ludendorff’s support of Lenin…and you have a rotten empire. Germany got off easy in WWI. Germany was not invaded or occupied. Germany had to give up its puny empire and leave Greater Poland after the Poles threw them out. What an affront.

I don’t get paid to listen to you free associate.

Poland was jointly partitioned by Russia, Prussia, and the Hapsburgs, an event which occured > four generations before Hitler took power and was a consequence of the refractory character of Poland’s nobility. Around 22% of the ethnic Poles in eastern Europe were located in one of four provinces of Prussia in 1910 – mixed in with Germans and a majority some places, a minority in others. (About 1/2 of all Poles were in Tsarist Russia’ “Kingdom of Poland”, the rest in one of two Hapsburg provinces). Collectively, they amounted to about 5% of the German Empire’s population; I have no clue why you find this of interest in this discussion, even if the Kaiser’s insult is something other than apocryphal .

The kulturkampf was a set of tangles between the Reichstag and the Bismarck ministries on the one hand and the Church on the other. In its acute phase, it went on for about a half-dozen years. Again, no clue why you think these disputes are salient in regard to regime breakdown 50+ years later. I suspect if you did an inventory, you’d discover the contention was less injurious to the Church than contemporary French policy, so I guess the 3d Republic was rotten too. For reasons of state, the German government permitted Lenin’s part to traverse their territory in March 1917, so in your mind that implicates the German government in every single thing the Russian communists did subsequently and makes the whole German state and society rotten.

Whatever the German Empire was or was not, it was not ‘puny’. Portions of Silesia, Posen, and West Prussia were awarded to the reconstituted Polish state by the Treaty of Versailles; I’ve no clue why you fancy this was consequent to some sort of Polish uprising.

Of course, none of this bears any relation to the breakdown in the German political order in 1929-33.

Art Deco
Art Deco
Sunday, November 6, AD 2022 11:36am

Other than his death or decades long prosperity for Weimar, Hitler and his party were poised to take power once the conventional parties ran into bad economic times.

The Nazis won 3% of the vote in the 1928 elections. They were a small sect and of only modest consequence. The Communist Party had prior to 1930 a popular base 4x as large as the Nazis and financial pipelines from Soviet Russia. The Nazis had a couple of advantages in 1930 – they weren’t implicated in any of the three disasters which had hit the country since 1914 and they weren’t the Communist Party. The thing is, both the 1922-23 disaster and the 1928-32 disaster were a function of bad policy. Policy reversals would have contained or prevented them, as eventually happened in both cases. The same man, Hjalmar Schacht, conceived and implemented the policy adjustments on both occasions. He’d been appointed not by Hitler but by Franz von Papen. Hitler retained him. (He spent the last years of the war in a concentration camp. After the war, numskulls put him on trial at Nuremburg). Germany did not need ‘decades of prosperity’. it needed to get through one particular economic crisis. Just devaluing the currency in 1930 might have done the trick. A number of other European countries weathered the crisis and in some of them the constitutional system broke down; Germany’s misfortune was that the man in the wings was a malevolent kook. Germany needed a Svinhufvud or a Dollfuss and what they had in the toolbox was Hitler.

Donald Link
Donald Link
Sunday, November 6, AD 2022 11:44am

A couple of points from a German-American whose paternal and maternal family emigrated to the US when they determined that Wilhelm II was quite unhinged. A war, though not necessarily worldwide, was inevitable. France would be forever committed to recovering Alsace and Lorraine, lost to Germany in 1871. Also, had Frederick III, Wilhelm’s more moderate father, lived Germany’s diplomatic activities might not have been so influenced by the military and its glory hounds. Finally, the activities of the Allies at Versailles, though understandable, were quite short sighted and somewhat surprising as they had the example of the mess that Russia had become. Sensible state craft would have opted for a strong and effective central Europe rather than a weak one that was always one step away from collapse and/or conflict. Alas, there was no Metternich and his foil Tallyrand to carry the flag of pragmatism.

Quotermeister
Quotermeister
Sunday, November 6, AD 2022 5:55pm

No one should judge the career of the Emperor William II without asking the question, ‘What should I have done in his position?’ Imagine yourself brought up from childhood to believe that you were appointed by God to be the ruler of a mighty nation, and that the inherent virtue of your blood raised you far above ordinary mortals. Imagine succeeding in the twenties to the garnered prizes, in provinces, in power and in pride, of Bismarck’s three successive victorious wars. Imagine feeling the magnificent German race bounding beneath you in ever-swelling numbers, strength, wealth and ambition; and imagine on every side the thunderous tributes of crowd-loyalty and the skilled unceasing flattery of courtierly adulation.
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‘You are,’ they say, ‘the All-Highest. You are the Supreme War Lord, who when the next war comes will lead to battle all the German tribes, and at the head of the strongest, finest army in the world will renew on a still greater scale the martial triumphs of 1866 and 1870. It is for you to choose the Chancellor and Ministers of State; it is for you to choose the chiefs of the Army and Navy. There is no office great or small throughout the empire from which you cannot dismiss the occupant. Each word you utter is received by all present with rapture, or at least respect. You have but to form a desire, and it is granted. Limitless wealth and splendour attend your every step. Sixty palaces and castles await their owner; hundreds of glittering uniforms fill your wardrobes. Should you weary of the grosser forms of flattery, far more subtle methods will be applied. Statesmen, generals, admirals, judges, divines, philosophers, scientists and financiers stand eager to impart their treasured knowledge and to receive with profound gratification any remark upon their various spheres which may occur to you. Intimate friends are at hand to report day by day how deeply impressed this or that great expert was with your marvellous grasp of his subject. The General Staff seem awed by your comprehension of the higher strategy. The diplomats are wonder-struck by your manly candour or patient restraint, as the case may be. The artists gather in dutiful admiration before the allegorical picture you have painted. Foreign nations vie with your own subjects in their welcomes, and on all sides salute the “world’s most glorious prince.”’ And this goes on day after day and year after year for thirty years.
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Are you quite sure, ‘gentle reader’ (to revive an old-fashioned form), you would have withstood the treatment? Are you quite sure you would have remained a humble-minded man with no exaggerated idea of your own importance, with no undue reliance upon your own opinion, practising the virtue of humility, and striving always for peace?
But observe, if you had done so, a discordant note would instantly have mingled with the chants of praise. ‘We have a weakling on the throne. Our War Lord is a pacifist. Is the new-arrived, late-arrived German Empire with all its tremendous and expanding forces to be led by a president of the Young Men’s Christian Association? Was it for this that the immortal Frederick and the great Bismarck schemed and conquered? …’

It was my fortune to be the Emperor’s guest at the German Army manoeuvres of 1906 and 1908. He was then at the height of his glory. As he sat on his horse surrounded by Kings and Princes while his legions defiled before him in what seemed to be an endless procession, he represented all that this world has to give in material things. …

What a contrast twelve years would show! A broken man sits hunched in a railway carriage, hour after hour, at a Dutch frontier station awaiting permission to escape as a refugee from the execration of a people whose armies he has led through measureless sacrifices to measureless defeat, and whose conquests and treasures he has squandered.
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An awful fate! Was it the wage of guilt or of incapacity? There is, of course, a point where incapacity and levity are so flagrant that they become tantamount to guilt. Nevertheless history should incline to the more charitable view, and acquit William II of having planned and plotted the World War. But the defence which can be made will not be flattering to his self-esteem. It is, in short, rather on the lines of the defence which the eminent French counsel presented on behalf of Marshal Bazaine when he was brought to trial for treason in the surrender of Metz: ‘This is no traitor. Look at him; he is only a blunderer.’

The truth is that no human being should ever have been placed in such a position. An immense responsibility rests upon the German people for their subservience to the barbaric idea of autocracy. This is the gravamen against them in history—that, in spite of all their brains and courage, they worship Power, and let themselves be led by the nose. An hereditary monarchy without responsibility for government is for many countries the most sagacious policy. In the British Empire this system has attained perfection, the hereditary king having the pomp and glory, while black-coated, easily-changed ministers have the power and responsibility. But the union of both the pomp and the power of the State in a single office exposes a mortal to strains beyond the nature, and to tasks above the strength, even of the best and greatest men.

Finally, in his own Memoirs, written from the penitential seclusion of Doorn, he has naively revealed to us his true measure. No more disarming revelation of inherent triviality, lack of understanding and sense of proportion, and, incidentally, of literary capacity, can be imagined. It is shocking to reflect that upon the word or nod of a being so limited there stood attentive and obedient for thirty years the forces which, whenever released, could devastate the world. It was not his fault; it was his fate.

From “The Ex-Kaiser” in Great Contemporaries by Winston S. Churchill (1937)

Bill R
Bill R
Monday, November 7, AD 2022 7:16am

Kaiser Wilhelm I & his grandson were both baffoons. It would have been a better world and less bloody century had Frederick III lived.

Penguins Fan
Penguins Fan
Monday, November 7, AD 2022 7:43am

A little testy, aren’t you, Art? Put bluntly, I don’t need a history lesson from you. I know damn well how the Commo wealth came to an end. It was divvied up by three ethnic Germans (Austrians are Germamic). Frederick counterfieted Polish currency to destroy the Polish economy amd then melted down the Polish crown jewels.
There is a 40 minute progrsm produced by the Polish state TV network TVP that goes into detail what the German Empire did to Poland.
As for the Kulturkampf, my mother is mostly German and her ancestors, named Decker, ended up in the USA from Frankfurt because of the Kulturkampf.
Versailles Treaty or not, Poland had to fight to get back Wielopolska (Greater Poland).
Thomas Sowell has an excellent video on YouTube about the German people. Sowell is obe pf the great minds of this or any age and he profusely praises the German people and their accomplishments.
Where Germany has fallen short is its politics and its sins of political aspirations.

Art Deco
Art Deco
Monday, November 7, AD 2022 9:59am

An immense responsibility rests upon the German people for their subservience to the barbaric idea of autocracy. This is the gravamen against them in history—that, in spite of all their brains and courage, they worship Power,

Wilhelmine Germany was not an autocracy and the mundane responsibility for policy implementation lay with the Imperial Chancellor and other ministers. The German Emperor had more discretion than the British King; he still had to contend with other power centers, the Reichstag foremost among them. We do not benefit from 1,000 words worth of bafflegab from Winston Churchill based on premises which were false and which he had to have known were false.

A little testy, aren’t you, Art? Put bluntly, I don’t need a history lesson from you.

You need to focus on the subject under discussion. The partition of Poland is irrelevant to the subject under discussion. You would benefit from a history lesson from someone.

They were a growing party led by a national, and charismatic for many Germans at that time,

Median performance for volkisch organizations was about 2% of the electorate in 1893-1912 and 3.5% in 1919-28. The one time they did appreciably better was in the election of May 1924, when the Nazis set up a joint list with Gen. Ludendorff’s organization, which was initially staffed with disaffected members of the National People’s Party. Ludendorff shortly broke with Hitler’s men on the outside and subsequently dissolved his organization. By the end of 1924, the volkisch parties had lost half the support they’d had in May and they did not do any better in 1928. Any ‘growing’ they’d done was between 1920 and 1924.

Art Deco
Art Deco
Monday, November 7, AD 2022 10:36am

It was this power which caused Hitler to receive a slap on the wrist sentence of five years after having been convicted of high treason and then being pardoned by the Bavarian Supreme Court a few months later.

I’ll suggest it wasn’t power, but the biases of the German judiciary at work. Gen. Ludendorff was working with Hitler at the time (and was acquitted at trial).

Tom Byrne
Tom Byrne
Monday, November 7, AD 2022 12:12pm

Don and Art:
According to Paul Johnson, the problem was the Prussian military-industrial aristocracy, who felt that they had won the essential war (in the east, against Russia) and that Germany was betrayed by the Armistice. They didn’t care about the Emperor (and Wilhelm I had to be persuaded by Bismarck to accept the title, for which he never bothered to commission a physical crown), only about power. Johnson suggests they bided their time, hid and developed assets for war materiel that the Armistice required be destroyed, and when they saw the popularity of the Nazis and their opposition to Communism (of which they were terrified), came to support the movement. So what came to power on ’33 was a populist fascist movement cobbled together with the old Prussian officer class.
As history, shows, it didn’t hang together very well and neither faction completely trusted the other. Hitler hadn’t Stalin’s management skills and German industry and the military struggled with directions that often made no strategic sense, part of why they lost the war, ironically to the same people they feared: Russians and Communists.

Art Deco
Art Deco
Monday, November 7, AD 2022 1:42pm

According to Paul Johnson, the problem was the Prussian military-industrial aristocracy,

AFACT, the social background of Hitler’s cabinets was all over the map. Half a dozen or so came from the nobility or the career military, Two were gone from the government by the summer of 1934, a third by February 1937. One was a senior officer who held office from 1938 to 1941. Most of the noblemen and hereditary knights weren’t Prussian either.

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