News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
TALLAHASSEE, FL — Outraged at having been sent 50 illegal immigrants from Florida by Ron DeSantis, Martha’s Vineyard has taken ultimate revenge on the governor by shipping 50 Karens to Florida.
“Perhaps now DeSantis will think twice before he sullies our pristine white island with brown migrant people,” said Martha’s Vineyard HOA President Karen VonSchnitzel. “Once the charter flight filled with our neighborhood’s most insufferable Karens touches down in Tallahassee, he will rue the day he made us look like heartless racists in front of the entire country. HAHAHAHAHA!”
The group of 50 Karens was selected from over 478 Karens who volunteered for the flight, as most women who live on the island are named Karen. “Hopefully this political stunt will help DeSATAN see the error of his ways,” said HOA Vice President Karen Bohannan. “If not, we’ll send even more. There are plenty more Karens where that came from!”
Once the Karens land in Florida, they have been instructed to wreak havoc on the locals by walking into establishments and demanding to see the manager, calling the police on black joggers, and driving slowly in the left lane. Locals have mobilized to prepare for the onslaught by building walls of sandbags and boarding up windows.
Go here to read the rest. I have actually liked every woman or girl named Karen I have known. Let us call them Bad Karens. A Bad Karen in action:
(Yes, I know this is a parody).
DeSantis wpuld rrspond by sending an army of Florida Men to Martha’s Vineyard.
Just think..Florida Man throws an alligator through the drive through window of a Martha’s Vineyard Starbucks…
Florida Man drives his John Deere lawn tractor with a Mopar 426 Hemi through Martha’s Vineyard streets at 7AM…
Florida Man parks his mobile home and puts his 1978 Camaro on blocks next door to the Obamas….
Florida man takes on a nest of bald faced hornets in the middle of the day with a can of WD40 and a propane torch from Ace Hardware. After 50 stings, Florida Man destroyed thenest but burned down Reese Withetspoon’s home….
In a war between Martha’s Vineyard Karens and Florida Men…the MV Karens would be a red spot on the ground and Florida Men would be the Winged Hussars in Vienna.
(My little brother in Tampa has been a Florida Man).
Wow! Is that video real?!?
I believe so.