Joe Biden leaves crowd STUNNED and wondering whether he’s just battling with the teleprompter AGAIN when he announces he has CANCER:
“That’s why I, and so damn many other people I grew up with, have cancer.”
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) July 20, 2022
News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
SOMERSET, MA — After Biden seemed to announce he has cancer during a speech today, the White House quickly issued a retraction, clarifying that Biden only said that because of his dementia.
“No, Biden does not have cancer of any kind,” said gay black Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. “He was just confused due to his dementia. We assure you the President is in perfect health. We’re even having trouble keeping up with him!”
The White House doctor confirmed the statement, saying Biden is in perfect shape. “I just examined Biden this morning, and except for a fungal infection in his left armpit and some dementia, there’s nothing wrong with him at all,” he said.
Go here to read the rest. That is a relief!
“Oil slick on the windshield” is right up there with “9mm blowing the lung right out of the body” and “the curly hair on my legs”.
DWS, my own first thought on the oil slick was the vision of an oil slick rapidly becoming an impervious oil smear. FWIW. It takes me two days of bottle brushing and soaking to clean the olive oil out of my vinaigrette bottle. The man is a walking monument to mendacity.