Poor Little Fascist

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

OTTAWA—After emerging from his top-secret underground hiding hole, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau gave a fiery speech before the House of Commons. In it, he demanded truckers stop shutting down the city, in order to give the government room to shut down the city instead.

“Let me be clear,” said the frail little socialist girl claiming to be Trudeau. “Shutting down roads, limiting people’s movement, restricting people’s freedom, and shutting down the city is unacceptable. It’s the government’s job to do that. We must break the back of this fascist blockade so that I may freely shut down roads, limit people’s movement, restrict people’s freedom, and shut down the city.” Trudeau then dropped his mic and tried to exit the building, but got stuck trying to push on a door that said “pull.”

Upon hearing his statement, several dozen people in Ottawa’s House of Commons and The National Capitol Building of Cuba stood to their feet and cheered.

Trudeau is promising to give the people more of what they want if the Freedom Convoy is defeated. “I promise you more mask mandates, more forced vaccinations, and more firings! SCIENCE!” said the Prime Minister before slipping on a banana peel and falling face-first down the stairs.

Go here to read the rest.  With the Province of Alberta announcing the dropping of all Covid restrictions the dam is breaking.  We are seeing a political miracle wrought by The Freedom Convoy against a corrupt and dysfunctional political establishment.  May their tribe increase around our globe.

 

 

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Don L
Don L
Wednesday, February 9, AD 2022 5:38am

So he “pushed a door that said pull”? Perhaps, if he’d stop pushing the totalitarian Marxist agenda upon the Canadian people and started pulling for freedom and dignity for them, he could experience being a man of honor for a change?

Ezabelle
Ezabelle
Wednesday, February 9, AD 2022 6:14am

Trudeau will very soon be gone…it seems. He thought he would get away with this one.

Frank
Frank
Wednesday, February 9, AD 2022 6:44am

“He thought he would get away with this one.”
Isn’t that always the case? For normal ordinary folks, our problem seems to have been that we allowed that to happen far too many times. And you can bet the Puppetmasters are noticing, as others have noted here recently. This story is boosting my spirits in a big way thus far, and it’s such a relief after two years of mass submission to tyrants.

Ezabelle
Ezabelle
Wednesday, February 9, AD 2022 2:07pm

And you can bet the Puppetmasters are noticing, as others have noted here recently.

Hope so Frank. It’s up to the Governor General who has the power to assign a new PM who has the backing of the House. Senior Trudeau had a tenure if 15years too long. Junior suffers from the delusion that Canadians want him around. Let’s hope this time he has no choice on the matter. And that the citizens get to go back to their lives with some form of normality.

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