Bidenese

Our President is brilliant.  He has invented a whole new language:

 

 

Welcome to your latest lesson in Bidenese. In this installment, President Biden takes what should have been an easy layup of a speech and shoots holes in it by mispronouncing simple words and then just yelling incomprehensibly for reasons that probably only made sense inside his own head.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1449115814372814856

“Chansgender”? Is this a new gender identity that the rest of us have not heard of yet?

Next we have a word that I’ve literally never heard mispronounced in my entire life:

 

https://twitter.com/i/status/1449106572530049027

Seeing the writing on the wall, the president decides to just start shouting and it’s extremely awkward:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1449113224650104837

https://twitter.com/i/status/1449109190107095042

 

Go here to read the rest.  I have frequently represented clients afflicted with dementia.  Most of them spoke more clearly than our current purported President.

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David WS
David WS
Monday, October 18, AD 2021 9:12am

Joe definitely has signs of dementia, and it’s an angry dementia.

Pinky
Pinky
Monday, October 18, AD 2021 9:31am

You’ve got to work hard to come up with a gender no one else has thought up.

Rudolph Harrier
Rudolph Harrier
Monday, October 18, AD 2021 11:16am

Biden’s just a Christorian.

Nate Winchester
Nate Winchester
Monday, October 18, AD 2021 11:39am

@Rudolph Harrier – I think you intended a joke, but ironically, Christorian is a slang term in some parts of the internet

(And the thought of Biden being into Sonichu amuses me far more than it should)

Rudolph Harrier
Rudolph Harrier
Monday, October 18, AD 2021 2:39pm

That’s the joke.

Chan + some incomprehensible gender stuff; who else could it be referring to?

Nate Winchester
Nate Winchester
Monday, October 18, AD 2021 6:16pm

Hah! I did not expect to find anyone on here who knew anything about that corner of the internet.

I raise my glass to you then, sir.

Donald Link
Donald Link
Tuesday, October 19, AD 2021 10:20am

Having worked as a pharmacy tech with nursing homes for almost nine years, this is sadly recognizable. While I have little regard for any of Biden’s policies and actions, I would not wish this indecorous exit on anyone, especially when considering the nature of his replacement.

Ann Marie
Ann Marie
Wednesday, October 20, AD 2021 5:37pm

Perhaps considering the generally unnatural “nature” of trans-ers, we ought properly to be calling it “chance-gender”… That would save us from a lot of other clumsy nondescript labels.

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