Friday, April 19, AD 2024 11:37pm

Dementia is a Terrible Thing

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

CINCINNATI, OH—As part of a campaign to raise awareness and improve public knowledge on treatment options, CNN aired an hour-long public service announcement on the warning signs of dementia Wednesday night.

The PSA, which ran over an hour, showed tragic footage of an old man ranting and making nonsensical, confusing statements.

CNN says they hope the footage will encourage family members of the elderly to get them tested for the early warning signs of dementia. The cable news channel displayed a phone number for a hotline people can call if they believe someone they know might be suffering from symptoms of the condition.

“If you or a loved one act like this man,” said Don Lemon, “please, we beg you, get help. Slurred speech, inaccurate statements, an inability to remember where you are—these are all signs that your loved one might be suffering from dementia, whether he’s retired or the president of the United States.”

“… and we’d take the rhubarb and we’d put it in the pie, right in the ol’ pie,” the old man said suddenly, in a rare moment of lucidity. “It was incredible. You wouldn’t think rhubarb would taste good, but it’s the sweetness. The strawberries. The strawberries. The strawberries. That’s what makes it work! Airplanes! Airplanes are neat, you know, but they’re a myth. How do they get them up there? They don’t—d-d-don’t even have feathers.”

Go here to read the rest.  If we had an actual yellow dog as President, much of the media would be telling us how sage the dog’s barks were, if the yellowdog were a Democrat

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T. Shaw
T. Shaw
Monday, July 26, AD 2021 4:52am

If we were wrong, they wouldn’t be censoring us.

In a time of universal deceit and delusion, “The Babylon Bee” and Tucker Carlson are the only sources of Truth.

Apparently, even CNN is on to the Biden Crime Family’s latest hustle: the ‘Hunter-is-Picasso” influence peddling scam.

It doesn’t matter.

The sold-out-to-China handlers are pulling the strings.

The more accurate descriptor is “Chinese Prostitute.”

America is occupied by a junta that illegally seized control and is controlled by enemy powers and China’s stooges.

Don L
Don L
Monday, July 26, AD 2021 9:53am

CNN may just be one more planned drop in the left’s long term plan to replace Joe after the election. He’s accomplished most of their dirty work already, so to the casual looker, whoever replaces him has clean hands. Boy, am I getting paranoid. Trust is the world’s best anchor, and I’ve lost mine for a while now.

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