Friday, April 19, AD 2024 7:59am

You Can’t Fight the Empire

 

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

CORUSCANT—Emperor Sheev Palpatine has made a new push for blaster control in an effort to bring peace to the galaxy.

“We live in a world where the common rogue feels he can just shoot first whenever he feels like it,” Palpatine said in a speech at the former headquarters of the Galactic Senate. “This violence has to end.”

Palpatine was also dismissive of the idea that people need blasters in case they have to overthrow the Empire if it turns tyrannical. “It’s just a ridiculous idea that a rebellion armed with blasters could do anything about us,” he said. “You’d need your own armored, planet-destroying superweapon to match the strength of our Death Star. Even if you had X-Wings, what could they do but scratch its surface? Abandon all hope to rise against us! Abandon!”

With the Emperor’s proposed blaster control, anyone caught with a blaster would be summarily executed by a stormtrooper, a policy anti-blaster activists are hailing as “harsh, but fair.”

Go here to read the rest.  They will pry my light saber from my cold dead fingers!, (unless they simply cut my hand off).

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Art Deco
Art Deco
Thursday, June 24, AD 2021 3:20pm

The woke-tards at Fakebook have been manufacturing an excuse to deplatform The Bee. They’re ‘punching down’ or something-or-other and that’s in violation of their ‘terms of service’ in re ‘hate speech’. (I first heard the term ‘punching down’ in the course of a sophistic excuse offered by GB Trudeau. These people never stop lying).

Art Deco
Art Deco
Thursday, June 24, AD 2021 6:57pm

Some woke-tard in the bureaucracy at Mailchimp suspended The Babylon Bee‘s account. They contact The Bee a couple of hours later to say they’d restored the account. The Bee‘s editor tells them they’ve made arrangements with a different service provider who does not make these ‘mistakes’.

While some of this may be a principal-agent problem (freebooting by loosely-wired employees, of which there seem to be many nowadays), there’s no doubt these companies are colluding and Obama judges are happy to let them.

Art Deco
Art Deco
Thursday, June 24, AD 2021 7:17pm

https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/megan-fox/2021/06/23/watch-texas-teacher-loses-her-mind-online-because-she-cant-teach-divisive-political-indoctrination-anymore-n1456733

Her complaint is she cannot teach DIEYT material. She’s a special ed teacher. Her charges have impediments which reduce their capacity to acquire basic skills, so instead of working to improve their reading or familiarity with math, she wants to squander time on DIEYT. This is who the teacher’s colleges attract and retain. She ain’t young, either. She’d have completed her teacher preparation about 20 years ago.

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Friday, June 25, AD 2021 3:07am

Art.

The empire has enticed so many to the dark side. The teacher is just one of many who have abandoned the Truth to join the ranks of Relativism.

My best guess is that we ask God to help us turn as many as we can back to the Light. That we never give up trying to persuade them that [sentimentality is not reality] as stated by a Bishop during an interview on Relative Radio yesterday.

They, the throngs of the well intended, are blindly obedient to their religion, Liberalism.
They won’t stop…even at the point of mutilating their children at the altar of progressive thinking. Gender altering surgery.

There’s days that I wonder if these folks will ever come to their senses.

More Light sabers.
aka Holy Rosaries.

T. Shaw
T. Shaw
Friday, June 25, AD 2021 5:04am

It is better light one candle than to curse the darkness.

We live in an era of universal deceit, delusion, and evil.

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