Almost Everyone Will Miss Him When Gas Is Seven Bucks A Gallon

 

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

U.S.—Well, it looks like the 2024 presidential race is kicking off, with former (and possibly future) President Donald Trump running his first set of ads on the television screens at gas pumps across the nation.

The ads began running this week, and mostly feature the politician and real estate mogul asking people if they miss him yet. They play on a loop over and over again as people at the pumps fill up their cars, paying the highest prices they’ve paid for gas in many years.

“Miss me yet?” Trump says in the 30-second spot. “If I were you, I’d miss me. I’m the most missable person, really. Everyone says so, all the best people. I tried to warn you. I tried to warn you people what would happen. But no, you didn’t listen, and now you’re paying five bucks for gas. Sad! But I’ll take you back. One thing about me is I’m very gracious. So let’s get me back in the White House in 2024. And I’ll forgive you people. Most of you, anyway.”

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DJH
DJH
Sunday, May 30, AD 2021 3:24pm

I am FB freinds with a few Never Trumpers. They hate Biden and high gas prices, but they would take the latter over the former, which is ridiculous. You take the guy whom you know is a disaster and a freind of America’s enemies over the guy who gave you good energy prices, a really low unemployement, and but you just suspect might be friend of America’s enemies? Cuz…mean tweets? Gold plated toilets in his personal bathroom? Bad hair?

DJH
DJH
Sunday, May 30, AD 2021 3:26pm

(I obviously cannot spell “friend” and don’t proof-read well.)

Art Deco
Art Deco
Sunday, May 30, AD 2021 4:27pm

Cuz…mean tweets? Gold plated toilets in his personal bathroom? Bad hair?

Cuz it would ruin their self-image to admit they were wrong about something.

T. Shaw
Sunday, May 30, AD 2021 4:47pm

Clarissa Explains It All:

‘Cuz they have a collective lump of feces for brains and the rest of them are evil people and traitors sold out to China.

Garbage people. Garbage policies. Garbage outcomes.

Massive resources misallocations. Mortgaging your children’s futures. Deflation/depression.

Fasten your seat belts. We’re headed for a crash landing.

Don L
Don L
Monday, May 31, AD 2021 6:39am

Hatred is like a computer virus that by default blocks any attempt to access the chip that makes rational choices.

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