News that PopeWatch missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
VATICAN—In an effort to encourage vaccination among faithful Catholics worldwide, Pope Francis has announced that for a limited time, vaccine selfies can be turned in to church authorities in exchange for springing one relative out of purgatory.
“Today I am issuing a Papal Bull granting indulgences for vaccine selfies,” said Francis. “If you take a snap of you getting both doses of the vaccine, you can free a loved one from purgatory! What a deal! Limited time! Act now!”
“When a phone notification from a vaccine selfie rings, a soul from purgatory springs,” he said with a wink.
According to sources, the indulgence is good for the Pfizer and Moderna vaccines only. AstraZeneca’s vaccine will not be included in the indulgence until they pay their fee to the Vatican.
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This selfie vaccine indulgence came about after Pope Francis granted a private audience to Dr Faulci. Rest assured each was wearing triple masks.
CAM.
Please….it’s St. Faulci.
His two confirmed miracles?
1.) He’s able to appear in public and speak of Covid-19.
2.) He is believed to be an authority of Covid-19.
Quadruple masks are his followers favorite form of adoration.