WASHINGTON, D.C.—Nancy Pelosi has been re-elected as speaker by Democrats in Congress, despite her being 298 years old. According to sources, it was not clear exactly how Pelosi was still alive or exactly what was physically holding her together as she lifted the gavel in triumph.
“Pelosi is the candidate of the future,” said Rep. Gerald Connolly, who was visibly nervous. “She will make a great speaker and I look forward to working with her to protect my career– um, I mean the American people.”
Democrat representatives insist their vote was based solely on Pelosi’s stellar record and not on the fact that she can destroy their lives and careers forever and ever.
“Pelosi is just the kind of fresh-faced dame we need,” said Biden, responding to the news. “Youngsters like her have all the good ideas and all the energy needed to stock the applesauce next to the trampoline bologna!”
Go here to read the rest. She has this age thing covered Bee. Pelosi has bags of fetal blood right next to her ice cream in her 24k fridge.
Queen of corruption, Whore of Babylon.
Why would you want to insult zombies?
The criminal enterprise known as the democrat party, which bills itself as the party of the young and progressive, only re-elected speaker the same 80 year-old rich white woman after having stolen the White House for a drooling, white moron sell-out to the CCP who had praised a KKK grand poo-bah at his funeral.
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