News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
WASHINGTON, D.C.—When Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden was told his vice presidential pick would be Kamala Harris, he was initially pleased. “She is young, bright, clean, and articulate just like that other guy, Obeemer.”
But Kamala Harris is reportedly beginning to think that “this Biden guy” is really going to slow down her campaign.
“He’s old and confused, and there’s not much upside there,” she told aides. “And the sniffing — what is with the sniffing?”
“I’m starting to think he’s dead weight.”
Democrat analysts quickly began to express their doubts about the ticket. “Why is that old guy on Harris’s ticket? Kamala should have picked that nice young mayor from the Midwest. Ben something? Pete! That’s it. He would have been a great match for her — not sure why she’s sticking with Joe.”
Democratic strategist Benjessi Normaton was blunter, tweeting out: “It’s time for Biden to step down from the Harris campaign.”
Go here to read the rest. Have fun Kamala, and never turn your back on Jill Biden.
NB: “Hailing from the wilds of Uganda, Kamala was one of the most savage and terrifying Superstars sports-entertainment has ever seen. No one — not even his long-time handler, Kim Chee — ever seemed to know what the Ugandan Giant’s next move would be, leading to a lot of bad nights for his foes.”
“Ben something?”
Bee, you complete me.