Thought for the Day
Donald R. McClarey
Cradle Catholic. Active in the pro-life movement since 1973. Father of three, one in Heaven, and happily married for 41 years. Small town lawyer and amateur historian. Former president of the board of directors of the local crisis pregnancy center for a decade.
Thank you for the Friday morning smiles.
Probably government regulations on the tax rate and licensing of elephants – is the animal used for personal or professional travel?
Young man looks like a Buddhist monk not a mahout so maybe the elephant is tax free.
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We, at General Pachyderm Inc., are excited and grateful for you and your excellent choice.
Before attempting to mount your new purchase please carefully read operation instructions. [All warranties will be nullified if you skip this part.]
1.) Remove bubble wrap from your
recent purchase.
2.) Do not throw away the shipping container incase the need arises for your purchase to be returned.
3.) Pray.
4.) Hope.
5.) Trust.
Brilliant Philip!