Rules Are For Peasants

 

 

News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:

 

SAN FRANCISCO, CA—After stoking outrage by visiting a salon for a hair treatment during a lockdown, Nancy Pelosi has assured the public she is exempt from lockdown rules since her particular species of lizard-person cannot catch or spread the coronavirus.

“There isssssss, I mean is, no risk posed by me or any other member of congress getting our hair done during a pandemic,” said Pelosi in a statement. “That’s because we’re just different than you. I can’t explain exactly how; we just are. We can’t even catch COVID. It’s a niccccccceeee, um, I mean nice privilege we enjoy,” she said with a casual flick of her tongue. 

Security camera footage leaked by the salon appears to show Pelosi in her true lizard form as she walks to the back of the building for a hair blowout as well as a fresh human suit.

Go here to read the rest.  This covid debacle has clarified that we have a new aristocracy that can upend our lives with ridiculous rules, while de facto exempting themselves and their political minions.  It is getting harder to recall when the US was a free country.  I dread a Civil War II, but I am beginning to long for an American Revolution II.

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Trebuchet
Trebuchet
Thursday, September 3, AD 2020 4:07am

It is a sad commentary when you see a grown woman, supposedly the most politically powerful one there is, acting like a six year old caught stealing cookies

Ernst Schreiber
Ernst Schreiber
Thursday, September 3, AD 2020 6:08am

There’s a good Trump/Republican ad in the double standard Demcrats plan to impose on all of us if they win in November.

Michael Dowd
Michael Dowd
Thursday, September 3, AD 2020 6:29am

Servants of the devil act like their master. That’s how you can tell who they are. They are only disturbed by the truth.

SouthCoast
SouthCoast
Thursday, September 3, AD 2020 9:56am

I listened to the salon owner’s explanation of why she released the video. I was, oddly, reminded of “The Milagto Beanfield War.” Time to get the acequias flowing again!

Tom Byrne
Tom Byrne
Thursday, September 3, AD 2020 11:39am

For the Democrats, this haircut could cost more than Bill Clinton’s.

Mike Petrik
Mike Petrik
Thursday, September 3, AD 2020 11:54am

“For the Democrats, this haircut could cost more than Bill Clinton’s.”
Or even John Edwards.

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