Chipotle’s Food War

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUtnas5ScSE

Over the top and entertaining which is how I like commercials if I have to endure one.  I like Mexican food but I have never liked Chipotle as the menu is too limited and their massive burritos leave me cold.  Just as well, as those things weigh in, on average, at a 1000 calories, which makes their wholesomener than thou commercial hilarious.  Yeah, we treat the animals we slaughter for your plate in a kinder and gentler fashion as we serve you their remains to make you obese!

I do appreciate however that Chipotle burritos can apparently double for plastic explosives in a pinch:

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Pauli
Thursday, September 19, AD 2013 8:18am

The second video was great. Thanks for posting.

The first one obviously had me laughing and rolling my eyes. I had a food mega-corp as a client for almost 5 years and they really are not as evil as everyone claims. Chipotle has come up with A-1 marketing; that is why they are successful. The apps put them way ahead of the competition. Not many of their clientele really care about free-range animals and whatnot.

Art Deco
Art Deco
Thursday, September 19, AD 2013 8:22am

and their massive burritos leave me cold.

I am confused. The burritos are made to order. Just ask for fewer contents – some white rice, black beans, and sour cream and you are good to go. If it’s not Friday, you can add some chicken.

Mrs. Zummo
Mrs. Zummo
Thursday, September 19, AD 2013 3:46pm

I love Chipoltle. I usually go with the burrito bowl. I split it with one of my co-workers or the kids. Unless I’m 8.5 months pregnant, like now, when I can totally finish one on my own no problem. Hmmmm, maybe I should head there for dinner.

Mike McLaren
Mike McLaren
Thursday, September 19, AD 2013 5:06pm

I use to love Chipotle until I learned they were big supporters of so called homosexual marriage.

Mary De Voe
Thursday, September 19, AD 2013 5:57pm

“I do appreciate however that Chipotle burritos can apparently double for plastic explosives in a pinch:” Good laugh.

Foxfier
Admin
Sunday, September 22, AD 2013 10:07pm

Just ask for fewer contents – some white rice, black beans, and sour cream and you are good to go.

That’s the stuff you’re leaving off?

As I remember, rice is about as high bang for the buck as you can get for calories-to-bulk barring eating bacon fat or something…. (and in effect, it’s higher, since I’m pretty sure straight lard would really…um… loose you up)

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