Burn of the Day

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Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Friday, December 26, AD 2025 2:45am

Bravo Fr. Krupp.

Grains Rights groups in Massachusetts have succeeded in banning all baked goods due to the inhumane treatment of grains. Anyone caught baking scones, muffins, cakes or breads could be subject to fines and imprisonment.

The GHFT movement is catching on and grain activists have secured the Pillsbury milling operations plant in a daring Christmas Eve takeover.

If the children can’t leave cookies for Santa next years celebration could be impacted.

[Grains have feelings too.]

David WS
David WS
Friday, December 26, AD 2025 7:32am

Imaginary sins abound, when actual sin is ignored.

The Bruised Optimist
The Bruised Optimist
Friday, December 26, AD 2025 9:37am

Poor innocent animals!
We demand you change your life.

Poor innocent earth!
We demand you change your life.

Poor innocent migrants!
We demand you change your life.

Poor innocent Christ!
Come as you are; do… whatever…

CAG
CAG
Friday, December 26, AD 2025 9:51am

In this household, the bodies of fallen crustaceans are always treated with due reverence. They are laid on a plate for viewing, their bodies are bathed in lemon juice and garlic butter, and a prayer is said.
After this service, shellfish lovers celebrate the lives of the deceased over a delicious seafood dinner.

Last edited 4 months ago by CAG
Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Friday, December 26, AD 2025 12:13pm

CAG.

Your piety and the humble execution of properly dealing with such delicate matters as these leads me to suggest the following paring.

Usually a dry Chardonnay aged in German White oak would compliment the sacrifice, but this is no ordinary week. May I suggest a Pinot Noir. The natural sweetness of shellfish will be augmented by a adolescent Pinot Noir which will elevate your culinary experience.

Just say’n 😎

David WS
David WS
Friday, December 26, AD 2025 4:04pm

Once again Leftists no nothing (& hopefully for their sake can claim immutable ignorance) .. because a “Lobsta” seafood dinner is better steamed, not boiled..

The bottom pot is loaded with whole red potatoes, onions and sausages.. with enough water to cover the potatoes, w/ seasoning desired.. then brought to a boil…
The top pot holding soft-shell clams, lobster, corn and white fish (any) wrapped in wax paper is placed on top once a good boil is established and steamed per time required.

It’s Friday, & now I’m hungry.

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Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Friday, December 26, AD 2025 5:01pm

I’m two minutes away from punching out from my 12 hr. shift and after David WS’s comment I’m hangry for the little bottom feeders, steamed or boiled.

Mary De Voe
Mary De Voe
Monday, December 29, AD 2025 12:51am

I believe that all creatures God has given to man to sustain man, are happy to fulfill their destiny for they become part of an immortal human being.
And as man becomes sacred by the Holy Eucharist, so does all creatures that do God’s will.

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