Trump Can Do Business With Bandit Heeler

WASHINGTON, D.C.-In one of his most popular moves of all time, President Trump invited top Australian dignitary Bandit Heeler to the White House.

“I love this talking dog, he’s one of the best, they say,” Trump told reporters. “My grandkids are always talking about Bluey and I thought, ‘I’ve got to get this dad of theirs over the White House for a visit.’ It’s a great show. Everyone’s saying so.”

Trump’s approval ratings skyrocketed in the wake of the move.

“I was surprised by the visit, if I’m being honest, Mate,” Heeler told a reporter. “I’m not much for politics, but I did think it was a fun idea. Bluey thought it was funny and asked me to please take photos of anything fancy.”

Those in attendance reported Bandit Heeler and Trump enjoyed a nice conversation about parenting and the challenges of raising kids/puppies in today’s world.

“That dog has some good ideas,” Trump commented. “I like his take on stump removal and playing in the creek. I need to get down to the creek myself. It’s been a while.”

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Ezabelle
Ezabelle
Wednesday, October 22, AD 2025 3:32am

I was waiting with great anticipation for this post Donald!

The best one-liner Trump said during the meeting with Albanese “The Australian people love you today” (read between the lines, “cause I finally gave you the time of day”).

I’m suspicious that Gina Reinhardt, an Australian mining magnate who had front row seats to Trumps Presidential Inauguration, made a few phone calls to make this happen. The mineral deal. Albanese smile was akin to the cat who got the cream.

Bandit would have been a better meet and greet.

SouthCoast
SouthCoast
Thursday, October 23, AD 2025 1:12pm

I love seeing archeologists bring given the recognition they deserve! (Yes. I watch “Bluey”.)

Ezabelle
Ezabelle
Thursday, October 23, AD 2025 9:54pm

I love “Waltzing Matilda”. It brings a tear to my eye, seeing how much our country has changed since my youth:

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