News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — The effects of the Trump administration’s sweeping reforms in government funding have trickled down to different industries, as a serial killer found himself out of a job after a local Planned Parenthood was forced to close its doors.
After enjoying a lucrative job, sadistically extinguishing human lives on a daily basis, Fred Halverson said he was now without gainful employment as an experienced serial killer due to the abortion provider losing its federal funding.
“What’s a hardworking murderer supposed to do now?” Halverson asked. “I spent a lot of time at Planned Parenthood putting my skills to good use. Now, thanks to Donald Trump and his fascist policies, I lost my serial-killing job. Planned Parenthood is closing so many of its locations across the country. It’s not exactly easy to find work as a serial killer. It’s a pretty niche field, believe it or not. McDonald’s isn’t hiring for any murdering positions. I asked.”
Without a Planned Parenthood to work at, Halverson said he may be forced to find a job in another field and do his serial killing in his free time. “It’s not ideal, but I guess you have to do what you have to do,” he said. “It’s a shame that I can’t get paid to murder dozens of children every day, but I’ll find another way to pay the bills and go back to killing as a hobby. It was great while it lasted.”
Go here to read the rest. Go here to read why I call Planned Parenthood Worse Than Murder, Inc.
“I call Planned Parenthood Worse Than Murder, Inc.”
Yes. Murder inc never claimed they were doing something good.
On a related topic, the daily readings for today was from Exodus. It had a portion cut out of it, which is ridiculously common. It was the part about how Pharaoh instructed the Hebrew midwives to kill the Hebrew boy babies. They refused, which is why Pharaoh decided to do it himself.
Seems kinda important to me. 🤔
I want to know who makes the decision to cut these passages. It is, in my opinion, a great disservice to the faithful. The omitted portions are, as often as not, vital to a proper understanding of the rest of the reading.
Trump defunded PP because of the work of pro-lifers. Killing our Constitutional “Posterity” is killing America’s future, our citizens, our taxpayers, our armed forces. Killing our Constitutional “Posterity” is killing us.
Read the Preamble to our Constitution. PP has not. Roe v. Wade did not.
Unfortunately, too many of our Congress people have not read or are unfamiliar with our Founding Principles.
“God bless America” written on our money ought not pay for killing America.