News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
CHICAGO, IL — Following her inspiring speech last night about the evils perpetrated by wealthy people, Michelle Obama exited the Democratic National Convention stage on a palanquin with “Eat the Rich” emblazoned on it.
The beloved former first lady had just finished raking the wealthy over the coals to the delight of the crowd of supporters and delegates before climbing into the custom-made litter to be carried out on the shoulders of peasants.
“Come, slaves! Carry me out and do not make eye contact!” Michelle shouted as a group of servants scrambled onto the stage with the palanquin. “A feast of Wagyu beef and caviar awaits Barack and I, and we will not be one moment late. Chop chop!”
The Obamas drew rave reviews for their convention speeches, recounting the plight they have suffered at the hands of the rich elites of the world. “They were mesmerizing,” said one DNC attendee. “Dressed in their designer clothing, fresh off their private jet flight from their expansive Martha’s Vineyard estate, you could really hear the passion in their voices as they talked about the hardships endured by normal, poorer people. It was magic. Then, she floated away in her ‘Eat the Rich’ palanquin borne on the backs of their indentured servants.”
Michelle was later seen scolding the catering staff at the DNC for not having any bottles of Duckhorn 2018 Vintage Cabernet Sauvignon before ordering her hair stylist and personal assistant to duel with knives for her amusement.
Go here to read the rest. Give her a break Bee, she probably was on her way to make another 750k for a half hour speech.

As ever, hypocrisy without irony is the pabulum of the Left.
A 60 second spot crossed my screen yesterday portraying president Trump as an enemy to the middle class. An enemy to democracy.
Meanwhile, Bidenomics is wreaking havoc on the middle class. Weaponizing the DOJ and the FBI against pro-life Christians and lawfare against your political opponent during an election cycle.
Yup.
We know who the enemy to the middle class is alright.
The Liars have their Bus parked out front.
Our freedoms are on the line come November.
Orwellian blueprint is what the blue is all about.
So much for her “when they go, low we go high.” A cover up for the thin policy campaigns they are pushing, whatever they are.
Trump keeps referring to her husband as Barack Hussein Obama. Keep reminding people.
Tell Michelle Obama the truth!
https://x.com/sauldetars89102/status/1826783783456309692?t=fJtREkwkzXOCTUA93OhcBA&s=19
“Madame, God saw what wicked Queen Jezebel did to Naboth the Jezreelite to get the vineyard that he inherited. She ate the rich (1st Kings 21:1-16), and then she got eaten –> 2nd Kings 9:30-37. We need to repent: you, me, everybody.”