https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4tkhadrCbM
News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
CONCORD, NH — Presidential frontrunner and conservative favorite Nikki Haley announced that she has won the New Hampshire primary by a whopping negative 12 points, sources confirmed this evening.
“It’s an honor to not be New Hampshire’s overwhelming pick to not run against President Biden this fall,” said Haley to an enthusiastic crowd of 12 Democrats. “Tonight we sent a loud and clear message to Donald Trump that we won’t not not be ignored!”
Media outlets called the race early as Nikki Haley began to pull away by a negative 9 points. Sources expect the lead to grow to around negative 12.
Go here to read the rest. Hold it Bee. Your beat is satire, not straight reporting.
Interesting that the Republicans offer a lesson in democracy with various candidates but the Comintern (excuse me, Democrat National Committee) dictated there be only one candidate and will not even appear on the primary ballot.