News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
U.S. – Taco Bell, a beloved chain of authentic (That is the funniest statement in the post. Don.) Mexican food restaurants around the world, has announced they will be honoring Pride Month by giving LGBTQ customers explosive diarrhea like they always do.
“Taco Bell remains truly committed to equality, equity, equilibrium, equivocation, and other ‘eq’ words for all genders and sexual orientations,” said Yum! Brands CEO Mark King. “No one should be told they don’t deserve explosive diarrhea on a Saturday night because of how they identify or who they love.”
To recognize the dignity and achievements of LGBTQ+ people around the world, Taco Bell has directed their food alchemists to concoct new rainbow-colored chemical abominations that deliciously hit the spot after a night of unfettered debauchery.
The “Rainbow Cheesy Core Toasted Glitter XXXL Chalupa Burrito” is proving to be a huge hit, having the benefit of tasting just as delicious as Taco Bell’s other addictive products while also offering a classic case of explosive diarrhea.
Go here to read the rest. Anyone who eats refried beans, Mexican pizza and five or more tacos at once deserve everything they are going to get.
