One of the lessons I derived from watching Gunsmoke as a kid growing up is that quite a few people did not have the sense that God gave a goose.
Bonus:
Beware the backhand!
When The Marshal Is Having a Beer, Just Leave Him Alone
- Donald R. McClarey
Donald R. McClarey
Cradle Catholic. Active in the pro-life movement since 1973. Father of three, one in Heaven, and happily married for 43 years. Small town lawyer and amateur historian. Former president of the board of directors of the local crisis pregnancy center for a decade.
Dodge City Long Branch Saloon
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“Get out of Dodge..”