Biden Open Thread

We haven’t had an Open Thread in a while.  The usual Open Thread rules apply:  be concise, be charitable and, above all, be amusing!

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Father of Seven
Father of Seven
Friday, January 13, AD 2023 6:39am

Bluto aka President Biden “has no GPA.”

Jason
Jason
Friday, January 13, AD 2023 7:13am

I’m hoping the following happens just so we can reach peak 2023 sooner than later:

Biden declassifies all the previously classified docs he took and reclassifies all the declassified docs Trump took
Biden pardons himself for something he was unaware of having done
Biden gets a loan from Hunter to buy a new Corvette to store all future classified documents in
Bonus: Biden accidentally sets classified documents on fire with his gas stove

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Friday, January 13, AD 2023 10:03am

Here’s a sickening joke…
This SOB is a Catholic in good standing;

https://prolifeupdate.com/2023/01/11/catholic-bishops-blast-biden-on-abortion-pill-policy-hes-taking-the-lives-of-the-preborn/

Joe’s legacy will be as brilliant as the black death.

T. Shaw
T. Shaw
Friday, January 13, AD 2023 10:14am

Look on the bright side. This docs kerfuffle is distracting you from the daily catastrophes the regime is inflicting on us.

FJB

Arguably the stupidest and most crooked pol in US History. And that’s saying a lot.

Let’s Go Brandon!

Mary De Voe
Friday, January 13, AD 2023 11:07am

“Joe’s legacy will be as brilliant as the black death.” bears repeating.

Michael P. Ready
Michael P. Ready
Friday, January 13, AD 2023 11:10am

I’m bemused by the phrase, “Biden Think Tank,” which keeps appearing in the press. I wonder if they serve jumbo shrimp in the think tank cafeteria.

Mary De Voe
Friday, January 13, AD 2023 11:18am

One day I was grabbed from behind. The man said: “Be quiet or I will blow your brains out.” I thought that he will kill me here or drag me elsewhere and kill me. My choice was here. I gave him two elbows in the stomach. I turned around and saw an empty man. I could see the cement under his feet. There was nothing there. That is the most terrifying thing, more terrifying than the attack. A living soul owned by the devil.
Joe Biden is an empty man…a living soul owned by the devil.

SouthCoast
SouthCoast
Friday, January 13, AD 2023 11:24am

Biden said that he takes classified documents seriously. I somehow am not reassured that he does not giggle like a schoolgirl as he takes them.

CAG
CAG
Friday, January 13, AD 2023 11:31am

“Biden said that he takes classified documents … seriously!

Southcoast, he couldn’t read the punctuation on his teleprompter … I fixed it above. 🙂

Philip Nachazel
Philip Nachazel
Friday, January 13, AD 2023 11:31am

Joe’s Think Tank includes little rubber duckies. On the bottom of each duck is a current event. Instead of the complicated flash cards Dr. Jill came up with this grand idea, since Joe puts a lid on it early. The duckies help him prepare for teleprompters. Quack.

Pinky
Pinky
Friday, January 13, AD 2023 11:34am

“Biden Think Tank”. The first word refers to our president, the second word to intellectual effort, and the third word is a verb meaning “to fail completely”, so I guess it makes sense.

Greg Mockeridge
Greg Mockeridge
Friday, January 13, AD 2023 12:02pm

Biden think tank is a contradiction in terms.

David WS
David WS
Friday, January 13, AD 2023 1:55pm

Dear Joey, … in the last few days the media (as controlled by the left) have leaked some very bad information about you to control the conversation about you in a bad way. If you haven’t figured it out yet (and I doubt you have) they don’t want you running in the upcoming presidential primaries. You’ve been kicked to the curb like an unliked puppet in Toy Story. You can stay -as the Puppet in charge until 2024, because they’d rather have a lying dementia president than one with a vocabulary of 100 words, but that’s it Joey.
(apologies to all kangaroos on earth for this name reference.)

Art Deco
Art Deco
Friday, January 13, AD 2023 2:14pm

The younger children:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm6HpqPEEFQ

Their older children, about six years back:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFQIBy_wBRM

This is an Acadien family who give some public performances as well. They’ve posted some of their practice sessions. I think the oldest daughter is now about 20.

Frank
Frank
Friday, January 13, AD 2023 5:24pm

The LeBlanc children: reasons for hope.

CAM
CAM
Saturday, January 14, AD 2023 12:57am

Who tipped the FBI about the Biden classified stash?

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