News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
LOS ANGELES, CA — Universal Pictures announced Wednesday that former President Donald J. Trump would be starring in the tenth movie in the long-running Fast and Furious franchise. The upcoming film, tentatively titled FF10: Capital Riot, will once again feature Vin Diesel as Dominic Toretto.
The film’s producers have been tight-lipped about the plot but did confirm that Trump would grab the wheel from his limo driver and attempt to ram into the Capitol building. Reports also indicate there will be a scene where Trump hijacks a bus and tells the driver he has to drive over 50 miles per hour or it will explode.
“It’s going to be the greatest movie,” Trump told Entertainment Tonight. “We’ve got all the special effects — believe me — we’ve got explosions, car wrecks, fog machines — you name it!”
“To tell you the truth, this movie is going to be tremendously fast, unbelievably furious,” he continued. “This series used to be pretty fast but now it’s just absolutely tremendously fast. Fast like you wouldn’t believe.”
Go here to read the rest. Throughout his career Trump’s enemies have obligingly helped him build his brand.
Boy, did this sister clown herself. It turns out that not only will women lie about rape, they will lie about practically anything else for a few bucks and a few minutes of media coverage.