News that I missed, courtesy of The Babylon Bee:
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The walls are closing in on former President Trump. In an explosive bombshell unprecedented star witness testimony yesterday, Cassidy Hutchinson told everyone that she heard Mark Meadows say that a Secret Service agent’s friend’s cousin’s husband once heard that one of Trump’s other aides said she thinks she heard him say he wanted to “do an insurrection.”
“Yes, that’s totally what I heard someone say Trump said to someone who told it to them,” said Cassidy Hutchinson. “He literally said ‘Let’s do an insurrection.’ And then he threw a plate at the bust of Martin Luther King.” Hutchinson then started sobbing uncontrollably.
The committee confirmed that the Secret Service agent’s friend’s cousin’s husband who heard the aide say what she thought she heard is “an upstanding witness of the most unassailable character.”
“This is looking really bad,” said conservative folk hero Adam Kinzinger. “This might finally be the beginning of the end for Trump, who we are discovering was the evilest president to ever be elected.” Kinzinger then started sobbing uncontrollably.
Go here to read the rest. If you can’t trust a then twenty-three year old White House gopher, whose nickname was Two Sugars, when she is peddling hearsay, who can you trust? It would be funny except for the Stalinist tactics:
Watch to the end https://t.co/lagq0Nuv76
— Mollie (@MZHemingway) June 30, 2022
Shear off the crime lab and the cybersecurity folks and shut that agency down. And debar them by law from further federal employment.