Advice from The Babylon Bee:
Uh oh! You just came across something incriminating about Hillary Clinton! Whatever you do, don’t go to the press! They know everything anyway. Trust no one!
Oh wait, you already blabbed to Jerry from marketing? Ugh, okay. Better be on your guard.
Look for the following signs that Hillary has dispatched a team of elite assassins to hunt you down:
1) A piano drops behind you as you walk down the sidewalk: Could be a coincidence…
2) The burrito you were eating was somehow replaced with a stick of dynamite: At least it’s spicy.
3) That Predator Drone has been following you for the last 3 blocks: Poor guy, maybe he’s lost.
4) You find a suicide note you didn’t write: And the poetic verse is all wrong.
5) The spotter for that sniper you saw looks a lot like Hillary Clinton: Might also be strange to see a sniper in a suburban neighborhood.
6) The cable guy introduces himself as Hilgo Clintmann: Hey! What’s in that long black case?
7) Your new roommate, Hillard E. Climpton looks like Hillary in a mustache: You also can’t remember having a roommate.
8) Bill Clinton keeps texting your wife to ask if she has any plans a week from next Tuesday: Suspicious.
9) Your prison guards suddenly turn off the video cameras in your cell and leave the room: Also, you somehow ended up in federal prison without a trial. Weird.
10) She just zoomed past you on explosive ACME rocket skates: You’d think she would have a better assassination budget.
11) Someone keeps leaving Walmart sushi on your doorstep: Gross and mysterious.
12) Your front porch welcome mat has been replaced by sticks and leaves covering a pit with a tiger in it: Probably would’ve fallen for it if the welcome mat covered the pit. Kind of a rookie move, Hillary.
13) There’s someone wrapping piano wire around your neck going “Shhhhhhh shhhhhhh”: At least they’re considerate enough not to wake the neighbors.
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Then there’s that darn goat head that keeps showing up between your imported Italian bedsheets.
Everything she and pervhubby did will be known. Make no mistake: those now taking whatever power demon Clintons had are just like them – and they will throw anyone under the bus for power-incld Bill and Hill. Orwell: ““The Party seeks power entirely for its own sake. We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power. Not wealth or luxury or long life or happiness: only power, pure power. We know that no one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it. Power is not a means, it is an end. The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me?” Guy, Texas
Oh yes Guy.
Understood.
Evil is what evil does…sorry Forrest Gump.
They are lost in their ship. They set their sails and lost their rudder. All they know for certain is that the longer they spin in circles the better, because they are falsely comfortable with the fact that they haven’t sunk…..yet.
Their ship?
The Road to Nowhere