U.S.—After falling short of his vaccination goals this month, the Biden Administration has announced a new effort to encourage people to get vaccinated. President Biden and Press Secretary Jen Psaki are now riding across the country on bicycles, going door-to-door to spread the good news.
“Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Dr. Fauci, and the salvation of Pfizer, Moderna, and Johnson & Johnson?” said Psaki as a local homeowner opened his door. “We want you to know how you can be happy and secure forever. Would you like to talk a little more about this?”
According to sources, the elderly homeowner slammed the door in their faces– causing Biden to angrily ring the doorbell over and over.
“Hey! You listen here, Jack! You think I’m just gonna walk away and let you not get vaccinated?” he said. “Why, I’ll break this door down and beat you up! You think you can take me, chump?”
Psaki then quickly calmed the disgruntled Biden with a choco-choco chip ice cream cone and led him down the sidewalk to knock on the next door.
Go here to read the rest. To paraphrase Rick from Casablanca, there are plenty of neighborhoods in which I would advise against peddling the stab.
And how are they going to know who has had the vax and who has not?
I’m from the government, and I’m here to help.
Ha! Well give Biden credit- the door-to-door salesman knows that selling starts at the word “no”. He needs to brush up on his charm. He used to be so good at it wink
I saw a story on how a State in US is doing a lottery to encourage vaccination- one vaccinated Ohio citizen won $1mill..? Washington, Arizona, California are giving away free marijuana?, oh, and Biden will shout everyone a beer if they get the jab? But this door to door scenario, although humorous, sums up the narrative at the moment with vaccinations. Leaders have no idea and they seem to be winging it as they go…
Take Australia and our PM: the king of winging it! Scenario on Vaccination in Australia right now: NSW (largest State in OZ) is approaching 3rd week in lockdown- NSW have avoided long lockdowns since last year but the 1st week of school holidays arrives, the one case in the community multiplies and bam! Lockdown! It’s our 1st day of hard lockdown. Meanwhile, a battle between the Britain and the US going. AstraZeneca vs Pfizer- AZ caused clots in the middle age bracket (and a few deaths). So people stopped getting vaccinated. Understandably. Until our PM decided to switch to Pfizer (US) . He claims he’s ordering it by the truckloads…still not sure about his vaccination strategy because our state leaders lock down when rates hit 5 in the community, which is why our infection rates and deaths have been low…hence his fumbling strategy. Fully Vaccination rate is 8% in Australia. I’m the 92% who doesn’t want to jab. Something sinister going on with Big Pharma and vaccination push especially when the death rates have stalled (virus mutation means it becomes highly infectious but less deadly) yet the scare tactics and face mask mandates get bigger and louder.
You don’t blame people if they aren’t following government initiatives. We don’t trust the government.
People under 25 are not in danger of COVID except in odd circumstances and people between 25 and 45 in almost no danger absent obesity.
Arsenic and old lace.
Now, Jehovah’s Witnesses – they are annoying.
With a few glaring exceptions (Willard Romney!), Mormons are sharp people.
The China virus propaganda Delta variant is actually less dangerous than advertised.
It’s Not The Pandemic. It’s The Tyrants.
If they come a-knocking, I will have heating on the stove for them Grandma’s delicious veggie chili seasoned with extra cayenne pepper and antifreeze. It won’t hit them for hours. They ain’t worth of a three-inch load of 12 ga. 00 buck shot.